[Enya] - Hoping for a good time in eNigeria!

Day 2,667, 13:45 Published in Nigeria Germany by Mr. Enya

Hey everyone,

this is my first article since a long time, and also my first article in eNigeria. I'd like to introduce myself to those who don't know me yet, I'm Enya, immigrant to this country from eGermany. Since things are boring in my former eCountry, I was easily convinced to come to this fine place and have a good time with my old friends. Which are, among others: Kalif Batan, Hunnensohn, NorthAfricaCorps, Satyre, cbird, Sonntagskind, Konrad, Karlchen, Fatti, Mados, MRSA...

Yeah, all the eGermans, and one eBelgian. So far, I haven't gotten to know lots of other eNigerians besides my old german connections, so I'm glad if you leave a comment or a message or a friendship request for me.

What have I done in the eWorld so far? Um, that question is easy to answer, I occupied myself with statistics (e.g. world population graphics, or running a gold price-o-meter in the time when the gold price went from 1:1600 g/cc to 1:4000 g/cc and back to 1:200 g/cc.) There were a few guides, international articles, you can find the stuff in the archive linked below. I also did started the Operation Baguette, re-distributing food from wealthy, experienced players to newbies. That one was a success from 2012 to 2013, and before letting my account die, I gave it to the government of eGermany wo institutionalized it as the FBI (Federal Bread Institute).


I'm not planning to be quite as active anymore, but there is something that wants to spoil the fun. Which is a group of trolls who are attacking my friends with lies. Stupid lies, spread in newspapers. And once these lies are refuted by the comments, articles are deleted and reposted, which seems to be quite a popular way to keep spreading falsehoods. Yes, I'm talking about grunhos article, and the comments spread by jorge. Both of whom are willing puppets to Juve, a known thief, PTOer, troll, multi-user and scammer. Now... guess what they call my friends...


What jorge means is his funny conspiration theory that not Poncho Warrior robbed the Bank of eNigeria, but that my friends did it "cuz no pruv they didnt".

Another (contradicting) conspiracy theory from the same guy is that the eNigerian government failed in protecting the money... in fact, protecting it from the guy who'd be CP right now if he hadn't stolen it. Again, epic facepalm.

Claiming that the victims of the theft are the villains? Nice try. Illegal activities should have no place in eNigeria, and lying or obfuscating the truth isn't helping our community.

I'm confident, that we - the eGerman immigrants and the eArgentine immigrants (and all other eNationalities, please comment so that I know who else to include) - can overcome the split that has been caused by Juve and Poncho Warrior.



Wouldn't that be fun?

All the best,
and curious about your reactions,
Enya