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[ENDED] Outnumbered, and... doomed?

Day 1,878, 10:06 Published in Pakistan Serbia by Shin Gouki

Salutations House of ENDED,

After the recent publication ‘ENDED - A new dawn’, we received several questions especially from younger players about the comments by doom preachers and wizards of eRep, stating that we are outnumbered by enemy alliances and that our days are numbered. Are they? A perfect first question in our planned series of Q&A articles, but we'll cut it short. "YES THEY ARE". Sorry for making us sound like the Spartans in 300, but we're not. There is no bloody way we can stop our "tushes" from getting whooped.

Our answer:

First of all, what are these doom preachers talking about, when they say we are outnumbered? They refer to the number of active fighters in the different countries in the eWorld. Why are they bothered to state the obvious? We already know we're outnumbered and doomed. Why rub salt on our fresh wounds? You Sadistic "Doom Preachers" leave Ended Alone 🙁.

Currently, we have 3 larger alliances, ENDED, TWO and CoT. The latter two other are doing the eWorld a favor by wiping us out and we're pretty sure the eWorld will thank them once the job is done.

Well, numbers count, but can you count on numbers?

1. Even within enemy alliances, we have many befriended players and MUs

Uh, I'm sorry, there was a mistake somewhere up there. We meant to say, we have betrayed many players and MUs. Sorry guys, its just that time of the night. We have enemies in alliances, Mus and now individual players are starting to hate us. We betrayed India and we insulted them. Aww we hurt their feelings. Look, we made up for it by writing an article full of lies. Cheer up, we're doing you a "FAVOR" by wiping you out remember?

2. You can't compete with Ended double standards and hypocrisy

Ended has practiced double standards since the beginning of the New World. We back stab our allies, We sneak into their home-land and wipe them from the map and we make up fairy-tales. There's no way you can compete with that. And we expect them to believe our *BS*, "It's for your own GOOD". Our winter obsessed Turkish brothers did so with Iran. Yet they still please us. Such a naive world.

3.Not every alliance is a brotherhood

Wars are not by nature fought between alliances, but between countries. We don't care about wars as such, we just wanted to come out of the closet with this new term. Yes, no other alliance is a brotherhood but Ended! And we're loving it! Gay Pride!

4. We endorse slavery, yes we do!

There is no such thing as loyalty and sincerity, not in the house of Ended. So we have our slaves, yep, if a slave betrays you or asks for freedom you simply invade them. Didn't we mention our relationship with Iran? We've been practicing our double standards with Iran for so long, yet they just can't stop pleasing us. Why? Because it's slavery b****es.

5. We spend so much *Cha Ching*, But at times it bites us back in the a$$

We are a rich, greedy and a capitalistic type of a *Brotherhood* (hint hint). We've been spending a lot of money for a long time. Its unfortunate that Plato has changed the dynamics of the game as of late. Money can't do much.

Remember, this game is played by people, not by numbers. If ENDED's days are numbered, it is not because of our numbers. It is because the others are just stronger than us. We need to admit it and get over with it.

Victoria aur..Oh bloody hell. Ended endorses Victoria's Secret Lingerie for the brother hood. (Hint Hint).


Do you have question you would like to see answered by ENDED HQ? Please send in your question to your country’s ENDED Liaison.

The artwork was created by the author of this article. It took time and creativity to come up with such art. If you wish you use it you are most welcome to, however do give me some credit. Thankyou.


Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 1,878, 10:07


Abhinay Gupta
Abhinay Gupta Day 1,878, 10:07

LOLper xD

TheJakal Day 1,878, 10:08


Hem Sharma
Hem Sharma Day 1,878, 10:22


St0L3n1 Day 1,878, 10:25


Israel Stevens
Israel Stevens Day 1,878, 10:31

OMG, this is amazing.

Mr Woldy
Mr Woldy Day 1,878, 10:31


Mistrzu Yoda
Mistrzu Yoda Day 1,878, 10:33


Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,878, 10:35


alpho Day 1,878, 10:35

.. the joy of not having anyone in the game capable of destroying EDEN, priceless.
Frustration, CoT/TWO is thy name!

Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 1,878, 10:37

i'm sure you're enjoying the brotherhood alpho *hint hint*

Rona1d Day 1,878, 10:39

youre tears are delicious alpho 🙂

Dranze R
Dranze R Day 1,878, 10:46

The look on ENDED HQ after reading this article - Priceless!!

Kazami Yuuka
Kazami Yuuka Day 1,878, 10:46

I thank thee for this informational article, I shall now step aside for a bit to have a good laugh-

Arrlo Day 1,878, 10:46

i love homophobic and racial humour too!!!111

Fixxar Day 1,878, 10:48

hahaha very funny... remember Iran and India... bullshit EDEN brotherhood..

Milan Milankovic
Milan Milankovic Day 1,878, 10:55

Hahahah! *Wing* *Wing* *Wing*

Wildrunner Day 1,878, 10:55


Benzo Diazepino
Benzo Diazepino Day 1,878, 10:55

Eden and Lolper butthurt, PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 1,878, 10:57

Nice dress you're wearing there Arrlo! Suits you! 😉

susususk Day 1,878, 10:57


lHonouR Day 1,878, 10:58


Llillo Day 1,878, 10:58


Arrlo Day 1,878, 11:02

lololololzzzz!!11 now do my religion!!11

Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 1,878, 11:05

lol, there is so much material Ended gives me to write about, I wouldn't go that far.. I'm glad you enjoyed the article though.

mikel_ahone Day 1,878, 11:05

Amazing. Alpho dunno how we have to say it: WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO DISSAPEAR. EDEN is the only funny thing remaining in this game.


NueveOcho Day 1,878, 11:10

I lol'd at lolper face

Cthulhu.. Day 1,878, 11:41


Fibonacci Day 1,878, 11:43

welcome to the ENDED BROTHERHOOD

Bourecco Gustoso
Bourecco Gustoso Day 1,878, 11:43

ima vas 5x više i još se ložite na to... svaka čast, troling prve klase

Arfan-Khan Day 1,878, 12:04

Loool, voted!

Harlem Shake
Harlem Shake Day 1,878, 12:04


Sztandar Day 1,878, 12:06

".. the joy of not having anyone in the game capable of destroying EDEN, priceless."

How many times do we have to repeat that? We do not want to destroy EDEN. Why would we? You guys are the best: lying and screwing each other all the time, yet none of you will ever drop this brotherhood and honour bullshit. Source of endless entertainment and that's what eRepublik is about, so thank you and long live EDEN o/

St0L3n1 Day 1,878, 12:27

LOL Sztandar hahahaha

somaka Day 1,878, 12:47


Oblige Day 1,878, 13:03

I lol'd.


m60a3tts Day 1,878, 13:47


Strywgr Day 1,878, 13:48


Kolorowy Day 1,878, 14:07

Trololo, what Mikel and Sztandar said 🙂 Long live ENDEN 🙂 Just for our entertainment.

Phantom Pain
Phantom Pain Day 1,878, 20:08


El Comandante Boris
El Comandante Boris Day 1,878, 22:31

Eden propaganda

funky_ribar Day 1,878, 22:51

ima vas 5x više i još se ložite na to... svaka čast, troling prve klase x2

štaš djeca i kompleksni noliferi xD

Tautis_LT Day 1,878, 22:51

quality troling. i like that

Tabithi Day 1,879, 23:38


rems2a Day 1,879, 00:40

True story

theirina Day 1,879, 01:03

EDEN Propaganda


k.v.i.z Day 1,879, 02:42

Many euros vs many players. Go CoTWO!

Arslan Tegin
Arslan Tegin Day 1,879, 03:06

EDEN is not power, EDEN is Brootherhood

Bulgurs are gay
Bulgurs are gay Day 1,879, 03:30

.. the joy of not having anyone in the game capable of destroying EDEN, priceless.
Frustration, CoT/TWO is thy name!


Cluster Storms
Cluster Storms Day 1,879, 04:07


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