[DoD] Citizens' Orders Day 4866 [DoD]
Day 4,866, 05:37
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[DoD] Citizens' Orders Day 4866 [DoD]
A little back-story for you here. We are receiving reports that everyone in Romania is hung the f*** over after a long night of drunken debauchery. Apparently, they forgot to press the correct button when attacking; so now we get to help them out of a jam. Feel free to message Voots with any and all comments you may have. He LOVES getting feedback, good or bad.
Current Rotational Wars
Attacker wins direct battles, USA win RWs
Bulgaria: Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota.
Iran: Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois.
Romania: Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi.
Polan
😛Delaware, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. (HOLDS Pennsylvania)
Moldova: Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina. (HOLDS Alabama)
Ukraine: Nevada, Arizona, Utah.
Paraguay: Oklahoma, New Mexico, Texas
Serbia: Colorado, Wyoming, Nebraska (HOLDS Ohio)
Current Ping-Pong Wars
Attacks are defended. No Resistance Wars Authorized.
Finlan
😛USA wins Washington, USA loses Oregon.
Japan: USA wins Hawaii, USA loses Hokkaido
Columbia: USA wins Idaho, USA loses Montana
Lithuania: USA wins Washington DC, USA loses Maryland
Russia: USA wins Alaska, USA loses Far Eastern Russia.
South Korea: USA wins Massachusetts, USA loses Rhode Island.
Spain: USA win Virginia, USA loses Asturias.
Taiwan: USA wins New York, USA loses Connecticut.
South Africa: USA wins New Hampshire, USA loses Maine.
Saudi Arabia: USA wins al Qasim, USA loses all others.
Philippines: USA wins Hawaii, USA loses Visayas.
Authorized Resistance Wars
Any region conquered by:
Bulgaria, Iran, Romania, Ukraine
Poland (except PA)
Moldova (except AL)
Serbia (except OH)
Unauthorized Resistance Wars
Finland HOLDS Oregon.
Columbia HOLDS Montana.
Lithuania HOLDS Maryland.
South Korea HOLDS Rhode Island.
Taiwan HOLDS Connecticut.
South Africa HOLDS Maine.
Pakistan HOLDS Kansas because we like having it inside us.
NOTE: There will be changes to these in real time, so stay tuned for the Priority battles listed first. And feel free to message el Presidente with any and all questions you may have. Even if you are unsure whether to have cake or pie. He loves all questions. What are you having for lunch? Trouble deciding, message Voots. Can't decide on the green or blue shirt today? Message Voots.
Signed,
deputy CTHULHU
USA Department of Defense
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[DoD] Citizens' Orders Day 4866 [DoD]
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2732140
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Thank you DoD! Great work!
why is it a mystery who writes what for voots?
Doubt there's any mystery here. 😉
Because some people choose only to have a positive attitude when an article is written by someone they don't hate.
some people = bot farm?
Yes. Clearly what I meant.
no it was not clear in the least
some people like mysteries, but if you need to know, in am happy to answer
there is a large genre of mystery writing in RL ...
but since you insist I ask, please tell
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Order updated in Army, thanks.
Dude, I absolutely loved your article, btw. Simple satire = winning!
Thanks!
Handy info
I should have had this posted last week. I recall you had some confusion on which side to fight in the Paraguay training war. Lemme know if anything else needs clarified.
Very confused.. I feel terrible that we caused Paraguay (and the US) to lose a TW.
You got to forgive them.. CODE havent had TWs in over 18 months...
That's obviously changed, but mostly true.. I just don't have it in me to suck Asterian c@ck and call my forced occupation a TW.
You pulled it off well tho.. multiple times in a row now if we're honest.
What you describe is yours ( do as I command or I'll turn my server agaisnt USA) and Code's tactic.. suck our d!ck or we invade... On the other side of the spectrum, Asteria is more respectful and invited us to join their side ..
Enjoy your time in fairy tale land..
Good info, glad to see this back.
Are people that supported the sanctioned RW in Miss. going to be compensated since we are now benched for 7 days?
You F***ing better be!
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Is losing Connecticut really a loss? I mean, have you ever been to Hartford?... 😉
It’s about time we had a DoD article. Finally somebody on the ball
Happy drink day
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[DoD] Citizens' Orders Day 4868 [DoD]
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