[Dental Corps] For Sale: eUK

Day 2,676, 04:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds






Dear Minions,

How are we all finding Dictatorship? Good, I hope. I'm finding it rather swell. I've got a nice new medal, that I personally think looks mighty fine, I don't need to court public opinion or debate my stance on issues in an effort to win the crowd over and best of all, I'm free to pillage the country accounts as I see fit and there's not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me!



The Dictatorship Lyfe is pretty good. I recommend it to anyone thinking of giving it a go. It's like being CP, except 'No F**ks Given'...





Where's ya Tool?



At the start of my tenure, I received a pretty butthurt message from the newly elected CP. Although the veneer of niceness was apparent, as has become customary with the personality devoid Huey George, I could sense the underlying hurting of buttocks.

So, instead of making a grown man cry, I decided, from the kindness of my own heart, to allow the use of Government Dictatorship Orgs, so Huey and his band of misfits could carry on pretending to be a functioning Government, I even gave permission for Congress to influence my decisions on issues that were historically Congress issues.



So show me some examples, otherwise it's 200k and the risk of forig PTO...


In the past few days, I've decided to abandon that idea. Instead, I will either decide for myself or pass it on to the Elite Cabal PM's. The deathly silence from Congress, both in the media and messages has shown the eUK that Congress fully deserves to be ridiculed and called Mongress. Whereas my Elite Cabal have already decided amongst themselves how to run immigration, coming up with an idea that is being trialed as we speak. They have provided more information and articles in less than two weeks then Mongress have in six months.

Once again proving that my decision skills and leadership are second to none.

As for the Cabinet, they have been almost as none existent as Mongress. I gave Huey full reign to operate his Government using the orgs, I elected his Cabinet to the Politics page in an effort to give them legitimacy and encourage some form of functionality.

What have I and you, the eUK, had in return? A MoHA that is being overshadowed by the excellent Elite Cabal member Max Blue's up to date and relevant articles, because he's actually wrote an article! We've had a silent Prime Minister/vCP, which to be fair, is no surprise. You only ever see Vistulus when he is whinging about Dapper or raging against the injustice done to TUP. We have a MoFA in Popovic, that can't tell his rearend from his elbow and has had to be rescued by a guy that has never done the job (but is very capable) in the form of Fataliix, who has to deal with a third party writing articles in Official Papers claiming them to be the words of the MoFA!


Which brings me onto the MoD... or is it MoFA? I know the two are closely linked (or at least should be), but this takes the biscuit. Huey has elected to have a completely green player in one of our most important Ministries. A ministry that not only needs to be super active (so orders are not out of date for 14 hours a day) and have knowledge and contacts in the eInternational scene (so as not to set Daily Orders against the wishes of our friends and allies). That's without mentioning the use of eUSA graphics in our Order articles, the 'Elite & Normal MU's' orders (which MU's are which?). the ordering of allies to 'inform Atem' of everything they are planning and doing, the rumours that information is being passed on to people outside the eUK and the rumour of him having access to more than one account.



Seriously Huey...


I was hoping to have left the post by now, but with the state of the current Government there is no way that I can hand over power. The Government needs to buck it's ideas up, sort it's self out, starting acting like a Government and give me a reason to pass on the Dictatorshp. As of the past 12 days, they have shown me nothing to suggest that the hard work we have put in over the last year is in safe hands.


Lot's of love and kisses,














Oh... yeah, enjoy the 1% Work Tax. It was my pleasure!











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