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[Dennis McVicker] Why I'm running for President.

Day 1,647, 02:44 Published in USA Canada by DMV3

I know you’re asking yourself, “Who the f*ck is this newb?” I ask myself that question every morning when I look in the mirror, so don’t feel too bad for thinking it.

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing you don’t put it in a fruit salad.”

My Experience

I have been around on and off for the last two and a half years. I have spent a great deal of my time in-game working with new players. I was a former instructor of Business and Economics for the North American University, and later the Dean of that institution. I’ve worked with Meals on Wheels, and have done outreach for a Top Five Party. I also spent months in TC, helping new players learn the military module and become active. I’m the current Director of the Department of Education and enjoy working with and helping develop new players.
I spent two terms running the Budget and Finance Committee in Congress, and three terms as Party President of the Libertarian Party (while it was still a Top Five party). Needless to say, I have been around the block a few times, then again so has your mom. 😛

My Platform

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed.”

Domestic Issues:

I will make sure there is a Tank in every garage and Q6 meal in every oven! If elected I will push for a strong domestic agenda. I will push for a program that assimilates our new foreign born citizens and allows full participation for all citizens despite their eNation of origin. I will also pursue programs that expand the education of our children, and push for programs the decrease the infant mortality rates (retention.) My goal is to create a program that provides our children who learn the game with the supplies they need for growth and a reason to stick around.

“We need to in this country begin again to raise discourse to another level. I mean, we shout and scream and yell and get very little accomplished, but you can disagree very much with the next guy and still be friends and acquaintances.”

Political Cooperation and Inclusion:

In this country political discourse and cooperation have taken a back seat to fighting, name calling, and outright incivility. We need a system in place that protects our institutions from those who wish to do severe harm to the eUS, our standards, and our eLives. This protection comes from a group of Top Five parties that is strong, inclusive, and cooperative. We need to develop not only a better program for cooperation, but also a better tone when we interact with each other. We may not always agree with each other, but at the end of the day we’re all fighting on the same side.
I will push for the creation of a Congressional Intern Program that allows those who wish to learn the ins and outs of Congress the ability to do so, and I will push for a Executive Intern Program that allows new player to interact with Executive Branch and learn the ins and outs of a specific department.

“In a world of increasing inequality, the legitimacy of institutions that give precedence to the property rights of “the Haves” over the human rights of “the Have Nots” is inevitably called into serious question.”

The Economy & Business:

I will push for economic controls that balance the needs of new players with the interests of this country’s businesses. We are currently facing a time of record deflation, and rising gold prices. I will work to establish a program to stop falling commodities prices and return businesses to profitability. There needs to be a program in place that creates an artificial price floor that is currently higher than those set by the bot, as a nation we can and we will solve this problem.

“I have never advocated war except as a means to peace.”

Foreign Affairs:

Our current Alliances leave something to be desired, but I believe we can work to improve them through greater diplomatic ties and a serious dialogue with our allies. Mistakes like those involving eBulgaria and eChile can not be allowed to happen again, and should probably be rectified if at all possible.

“In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex.”


War seems to be a large concern for many citizens in this game, I for one participate, but have a greater interest in other areas of the game. For that reason I will listen to what our allies and our great military strategists have to say and weigh their decisions with great thought and consideration, before coming up with a strategy the benefits every American, big or small.

Why should you vote for me?

I have the experience, the energy, and the focus to deliver results we as a nation severely need. I ask for your consideration and your vote.

Vote Dennis McVicker US Marijuana Party Candidate for Congress in District of Columbia!
You really thought I was running for President, didn’t you? 😉 (If you read this write DMV4PTOUS in the comments. Whatever you do, don’t write anything in the comments that gives away that this isn’t a serious campaign for President. If people don’t read this and think it’s serious the comment will be hilarious.) If you need help with moving expenses please contact me, and if you wish to vote for me I would still encourage you to contact me. If I do not have the votes to win, I plan on directing my voters to other quality candidates. Thanks for your time and I would like to thank you in advance for your vote.

Read, vote, shout!


Pedrito is Dark Side
Pedrito is Dark Side Day 1,647, 03:00


FueGoX 3.0
FueGoX 3.0 Day 1,647, 03:13

Good Luck!

John Largo
John Largo Day 1,647, 03:17


Silas Soule
Silas Soule Day 1,647, 03:21


Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,647, 03:39


OkanOzcelik Day 1,647, 04:00

Good luck!
Have Fun 😛

ElvenCRO Day 1,647, 04:01

good luck! 😉

OIeksa Dovbush
OIeksa Dovbush Day 1,647, 04:02


BlasterXL Day 1,647, 04:46

...... booobs .... *cough* i mean voted ...


Capo Ne
Capo Ne Day 1,647, 05:01

Voted,good luck!

George Pumpkinette
George Pumpkinette Day 1,647, 05:09

what about all the time you spent merging parties, hardily any mention at all?

DMV3 Day 1,647, 05:11

@George Pumpkinette I did merge parties because the Libs had become inactive before I took them over and we needed more actives.

Dru Blood
Dru Blood Day 1,647, 05:37

Good Luck

The Girl with the Owl Tattoo
The Girl with the Owl Tattoo Day 1,647, 05:39

macera dolu amerika

Akluvychenko Day 1,647, 05:42

You have the chance to become a POTUS. Potential POTUS candidate. Should run in July (Not June, you will be easily defeated)

DMV3 Day 1,647, 05:58

I will not lose in the June election. 😛

DizasterMaster Day 1,647, 06:02

Well, at least the silicon industry is working in the USA 😃
Greetings from Macedonia!

gsfdgfs Day 1,647, 07:47

you should run for president

USA Help New zealand stop argentinian opression

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,647, 08:50


Dan Heylin
Dan Heylin Day 1,647, 11:39

good luck!

Inwegen Day 1,647, 11:58

Becasue you haven't done anything relevant or been remotely involved for at least a year?

T Cherub
T Cherub Day 1,647, 12:01

Nice speech...

Iamnameless Day 1,647, 12:08

Great quotes and pics, voted.

PortaFTW Day 1,647, 12:54

mate u got them all, fail jokes(the first one with the noob), obama jokes, pics with boobs and wall text!

from what I see that's a pure fail start IMO.

@Iamnameless which one? the boobs one? .... just some a$$ kissing or?

Molly Emma
Molly Emma Day 1,647, 13:35


I expected more out of some of you prominent Americans... 😕

Dr.Sabljo Day 1,647, 14:05

😃 vote

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 1,647, 14:26


Kutluk Bilge Kul Bekir
Kutluk Bilge Kul Bekir Day 1,647, 15:02

dont run oç

EdyRusink Day 1,647, 15:03

DMV4PTOUS or should it be... DMV4POTUS??


Kaaron Vaine
Kaaron Vaine Day 1,647, 15:40


Kara Zor El
Kara Zor El Day 1,647, 16:18


Your Loving Mother
Your Loving Mother Day 1,647, 20:13

I really like you and think you are a swell guy but....
should the United States be run by a President that puts in a * where the u is when he writes fuck?

OMG! I voted anyways!

Your Loving Mother
Your Loving Mother Day 1,647, 20:13

Honestly I just want the eUS to be run by the DMV.

Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,647, 21:18

A fresh face, good luck DMV. STICK IT TO THE MAN.

Neo Iasov
Neo Iasov Day 1,647, 22:46

I like this.

Satya Yuga
Satya Yuga Day 1,647, 23:06


The-Comedian Day 1,648, 02:53

voted because this post has boobs in it....and i like fruit salad

Lord TJ
Lord TJ Day 1,648, 06:38


I'm not an eAmerican but having served with Dennis in other v-nations I can attest to his go-getter attitude to really separate the do'ers from the slackers.

Hey D can I be your VP?

Rheinlander von Phalz
Rheinlander von Phalz Day 1,648, 07:09

Oh man! I remember you!

19hunter Day 1,648, 07:53

How can i become an USA citizen?

Bobcat Tepes
Bobcat Tepes Day 1,648, 09:36

Shake some babies and kiss some hands. Let's hear it for literacy, comprehension and Shaggy Dog stories!!!!! DMV4PTOUS Voted!!!!!

Greene12 Day 1,648, 10:12


Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack Day 1,648, 10:33


Yetlanesi Day 1,648, 11:46

thats the way it was written. :oP

Your Loving Mother
Your Loving Mother Day 1,648, 12:15

Nope, can't think of anything funny today.

Chance Harrison
Chance Harrison Day 1,648, 14:54

"Becasue you haven't done anything relevant or been remotely involved for at least a year?"


This is why we can't have nice things. At least he's willing to try.

Essing Day 1,648, 15:02

I knew you in Titulia. Good luck!

Johnny Goode
Johnny Goode Day 1,648, 16:44


voted cuz boobs....

Sando Griffin
Sando Griffin Day 1,648, 16:52

boobs = vote

Relorian Day 1,648, 19:31

Damn and here I thought we might have someone running for President who isnt just a tool for Arundel occupying a seat he cant win.

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