[DB-PF] The DB-PF is Looking for Warm Bodies

Day 2,103, 12:02 Published in South Africa Sweden by Jizzie McGuire

Are you searching for a party that isn't full of bickering babies and crazy right wing loons? Do you want to be in a party that actually listens to you and doesn't make you follow orders given by big shots you don't even know? Would you like to be a part of a group that contains old veterans and active, young citizens alike that has several former presidents and a long tradition of fighting eSA's enemies?

If you said yes to any of those questions, then it sounds like the Dignity Brigade - Political Faction is the party for you. We are a party of action and activity, not one that has no clear goals and is full of dead citizens and multis. We have been a part of eSA for more than 4 years and can trace our lineage back to the glory of the Black Lion Front (despite what IA says). We have always fought the good fight and seek to make eSA a proud, dignified and respected nation in eRepublik, and in many ways have succeeded, but there is still a lot of work to be done.

That is why I am appealing to you, the citizen of eSA, to join us and make our country great again. Since I won the PP election last week, our numbers have nearly doubled and we already have 6 eager and enthusiastic members ready to run for Congress, three of whom weren't even in the party before then. So join AdUnit, Rico Suave, Unpr3dictabl3 Random, Tcaey Scary, Lomenaui, and that massive douche Claudio Kilgannon in our member rolls and as candidates for Congress if you want to help us make a difference.

The DB-PF needs your help and so does eSouth Africa, so listen to my friend Justin Bieber and I when we ask you to bring your warm body to the DB-PF. You wouldn't turn down the Biebs, would you? He really wants your moist, warm body, so don't let him down.


Dignity First!
Dignity Now!
Dignity Forever!