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[DB-PF] The DB-PF is Looking for Warm Bodies

Day 2,103, 12:02 Published in South Africa Sweden by Jizzie McGuire

Are you searching for a party that isn't full of bickering babies and crazy right wing loons? Do you want to be in a party that actually listens to you and doesn't make you follow orders given by big shots you don't even know? Would you like to be a part of a group that contains old veterans and active, young citizens alike that has several former presidents and a long tradition of fighting eSA's enemies?

If you said yes to any of those questions, then it sounds like the Dignity Brigade - Political Faction is the party for you. We are a party of action and activity, not one that has no clear goals and is full of dead citizens and multis. We have been a part of eSA for more than 4 years and can trace our lineage back to the glory of the Black Lion Front (despite what IA says). We have always fought the good fight and seek to make eSA a proud, dignified and respected nation in eRepublik, and in many ways have succeeded, but there is still a lot of work to be done.

That is why I am appealing to you, the citizen of eSA, to join us and make our country great again. Since I won the PP election last week, our numbers have nearly doubled and we already have 6 eager and enthusiastic members ready to run for Congress, three of whom weren't even in the party before then. So join AdUnit, Rico Suave, Unpr3dictabl3 Random, Tcaey Scary, Lomenaui, and that massive douche Claudio Kilgannon in our member rolls and as candidates for Congress if you want to help us make a difference.

The DB-PF needs your help and so does eSouth Africa, so listen to my friend Justin Bieber and I when we ask you to bring your warm body to the DB-PF. You wouldn't turn down the Biebs, would you? He really wants your moist, warm body, so don't let him down.

Dignity First!
Dignity Now!
Dignity Forever!



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Enriche2Ribeiro Day 2,103, 12:48


The Argead
The Argead Day 2,103, 12:58

Justin Bieber sucks man you destroyed your article when you mentioned him 😃

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 13:09

He does suck... hard. That's why we need more people for him to suck off... and to be members and run for congress.

Nickerball Day 2,104, 10:22

I have to agree. The Biebs? No way. Biggest douchebag out there

atrawall Day 2,103, 13:19

I love Justin Bieber!!! That alone got me to stay in the party!

Everyone run for congress! This is important. Elections are around the corner and we want YOU!

Rico Suave
Rico Suave Day 2,103, 13:40

Also, we need more members to make sure that Jizzie McGuire won't be party president AND secretary general next month too. What, does he think this party is some sort of banana republic?

Voted though.

Rico Suave
Rico Suave Day 2,103, 13:41

Btw, Nugent?

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 13:50

I figured a picture of the Nuge would suffice when referring to crazy right wing loons. I could have posted Tea Bagger pics, but I wanted to be more subtle. Didn't realize I'd have to explain it to people, especially guys like you who I thought were fairly educated.

Rico Suave
Rico Suave Day 2,103, 13:42

No wait, I got it. This party isn't full of Nugents. Good one Jizzie!

Rusty Kuntz
Rusty Kuntz Day 2,104, 22:14

Me and my assault rifles are as close as you guys are going to get to Uncle Ted. WANGO TANGO!

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 13:51

Do you think you are above being a defendant in the People's Court of Dignity? The Dear Leader is keeping an eye on you, Rico.

atrawall Day 2,103, 13:58

What is this Lunacy?!?! Next He'll be campaigning for Vice President as well as all the other positions that the admins kind of forgot to make important...

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 14:00

Been there, done that. VP is beneath my eminence. Your insolence has been duly noted however, Claudio. You should expect a sharp knock at the door at midnight.

atrawall Day 2,103, 14:05

Framking Samsquanch?

Marmaduke IV
Marmaduke IV Day 2,103, 14:44

Claudio = dealbreaker

Keep your distance, people

Rico Suave
Rico Suave Day 2,103, 14:59

You are the quintessential party pooper.

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 15:16

Yes, because the party revolves around Claudio like the earth and the sun. He is our light, our love, and our reason to exist. What Claudio says, the DB does. You nailed it, Marm.

S.N.A.F.U Day 2,103, 15:44

Claudio is probably the most commited person to douchbaggery in the west hemisphere! We all salute him on tuesdays! He have managed to be a turncoat to everyone! He has my respect!

AdUnit Day 2,103, 14:54

Now as a current DBer myself I'd like to make a few things clear.

You mention and I directly quote from your article "Are you searching for a party that isn't full of bickering babies and crazy right wing loons?"

I joined this party because I was trying to find the biggest group of D-bags who bicker all the time. I am very glad to report that you guys have not only matched my expectations of a clan of scrubs but has far exceeded it. Keep it up fella's.

I also agree that Claudio is a douche, but I'm not sure it is 100% his fault. I think a lot of his douchbag-ery is due to his genetic makeup. His extra chromosome makes it hard for him to not be that way.

Rico Suave
Rico Suave Day 2,103, 15:00

You're too kind *blushes*

Jizzie McGuire
Jizzie McGuire Day 2,103, 15:15

We may bicker, but you can't call us right wing loons! Well, you can, but you'd be wrong. We are proud to have you as a fellow D-bag, sir. DB doesn't just stand for "Dignity Brigade" you know.

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not in use from now on Day 2,103, 15:41

haters gonna hate !! jizzie is the best !!

Marmaduke IV
Marmaduke IV Day 2,103, 20:28

3-day old citizens know best

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not in use from now on Day 2,104, 04:42

3 years old ** new acc

Luc Praetor
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Grootleeu Day 2,104, 02:04

voted !!

Hban Day 2,104, 04:47


Zombinho Day 2,104, 06:38

MAN your are ugly...

Nickerball Day 2,104, 10:37

IA never said anything bad about BLF, just that IA could never be BLF like Claudio wanted us to be. BLF was a great party in the golden era, but unfortunately that was then and this is now. You can never compare the two parties. All we do share is some of the same roots, but alas, that is all

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