[Cyprus] Story of a Missed PTO [King James Version]

Day 1,763, 09:43 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by Finway
Geia / Merhaba / Hi / Salut / Guten Tag,

Happy readers,
Today we'll speak about master fail PTO against Kostoulas Kankiler Erections party (a.k.a. KKE).




For people who doesn't know what's a PTO, just look at the eRepublik wiki page.


PTO : Political TakeOver (coup) - a highly successful, unexpected stroke, act, or move; a clever or cowardly action or accomplishment, relating to or pertaining to politics.

That's clearly what we did... 😃 lol


For *********, and jochhi ❤, there is a picture to explain :



As you may have noticed, all these people are ******* turkish!!1!1!!!
Well not... they are mainly from Greece in real life.
Those old Greek guards of the island warned us and "kind-of-organized" the PTO attempt.
Some of them nominated themselves to be candidates, CP offered a turkish kurdish card,
but as I was already engaged in love with mits44 in the elections and as I'm nor greek, nor turkish,
Rejep bent over and blessed my candidacy!
Alleluiah!!1!11!




You want to know WHY?
Why did I run for this president candidacy?

Well, my old *** friends ❤ told me that there was a threat on the island about a hard greek PTO on the country.
As I'm genius, I spoke to mits44 (the new party president of KKE) on irc, and he conviced me to run for this election after long, long, long nationalist speeches. 🙁 🙁




About elections...

Hmmm, let's say KKE is lucky that I've been THE candidate 😃
as I do play fair and so I don't play with multies (kkaaare 😘 😃)
and I do not support bribery (lefterakis 😘)
(except Feta baksheesh... 🙁 xdxd)

Else, you would have been crushed very hard and you would have to bend over one-by-one for me. 😛


What you missed 🙁

As I promised to my electors,
If I had been Gayreek dictator leader, you would have received "Feta For Everyone" (as party name, FFE sounds gayreat!!). 🙁
So bad you missed this 😃 ahah




What now?

Since iaswn left the island, we lived peacefully.
A bunch of **** managed to create the most amazing thing on this game : unite Türkiye and Greece, and more than that, they made a country like Cyprus a peaceful refuge for everyone, a place where Greek, Turkish and people from all other the World work together.
You can't erase that!! and let's speak clearly, I hope it's not your goal.




This PTO attempt was a gentle message, but we'll not let such a thing happen if you threaten the balance.
I hope we're all clear.

Finally,
To avoid such misunderstandings, Cyprus Press is used to have articles understandable by everyone.
So please at least use english language to write full translation or summary of your papers, and for comments. 😉


Thanks for your reading o/
ευχαριστώ για την ανάγνωση σας o/




!! BONUS !! bonus !! BONUS !! bonus !! BONUS !! xdxd





Finway~


Sorry this is a republish
As the older one was full of vulgarity according to our holy moderators.
They must be living out of the society in their holy cave, with only holy words,
and without litterature nor poetry wich are well-known Satan works.