[CP] Week 4 - Brace Yourselves

Day 4,606, 05:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street

The eUK enjoys the 'summer holidays'




Afternoon gents o/,

Appears our plans for a nice quiet week to end on have been blown up as we scramble to understand eRep's "summer event". Prima facie coordination will be key here as attacking governments decide 2 of the 14 terrains available for us to ‘skill’ in.

We’re currently involved in two separate training wars with up to 6 campaigns a day:-

Asteria (Bulgaria & Serbia)
-We will WIN all our resistance wars
-We will LOSE all our direct wars

Armagh Protocol (Ireland & Indonesia)
-Each side takes turns in losing, ‘ping ponging’ the campaign back again.

For now HOLD OFF ON SKILLING IN TERRAIN. We will be working with our counterparts on the best combination and should have ‘a plan’ before the event starts. Chaz has helpfully pointed out that the business with 3 ‘sectors’ in the air should be easy enough; the attacker winning A & B and loser focussing on C.

In other news Wales has been getting a lot of unwanted attention, Ireland and now Bulgaria erroneously attacking it. Rather than bench the North West we intend to let them take the region, the Irish graciously allowing us to move into Louth to keep our TW going with Indonesia. We will then RW both regions back and (hopefully) return to business as usual in time for the event…


MoD

A friendly reminder we subsidise up to 100 Q7s a week at a fixed £100ea. If you’re looking to stock up for the event then let me know.

Decent performance from our trainee pilots, up at £38,735 from last week’s £33,910. A reminder you can also claim bonuses every time you rank up:-

Airman - £1000 every *
Senior Airman - £1500 every *
Staff Sergeant - £2250 every *
Aviator - £3000 every *
Flight Lieutenant - £5000 every *
Squadron Leader - £10,000 every *
Chief Master Sergeant - £30,000
Chief Master Sergeant* - £50,000

£329,400‬ has been paid out in bonuses and two pilots have graduated from the scheme. Congrats MattScazza and Dzoniy91!


Bank of England

Anybody still stuck in a UK region other than Scotland or Yorkshire can get their moving costs covered. Post me a screenie with the quote and I’ll drop off the funds.

If you haven’t already done so you can also claim a £10,000 grant for a q1 house. It’s important you have at least one active as it more than pays for itself in overtime tickets and increases your health and recovery to fight with.

The bank also offers its services as a joint trust fund between private eUK investors and gov. Profits from your money’s activity on the market are split 60% to you and 40% to the bank. Those interested should contact the Bank's Governor, Huey George.

Those interested in a gold loan for your training grounds upgrades should again contact Huey.


Mongress

Congrats to all you crazy bu***** who ran and won; actually quite a decent start with a few new faces. Matt has successfully lowered the Import and VAT for moving tickets. I reckon I’ll give the new players message a few more days discussion in case somebody suddenly remembers something obvious we’ve left out…

In other news our resource concessions to Spain were renewed without much fuss and a citizenship application from Zmajeviti was soundly rejected across the board.

Otherwise take care gents. If possible keep an eye on the national wall for updates o7


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