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Day 3,299, 18:56 • Published in Canada Canada • by Goran Thrax
After much deliberation...

And no small application of social pressure...

I hereby declare my candidacy for Country President of eCanada!

Also, I'm not dead, lets just make this clear. I did declare my retirement but apparently that isn't permitted prior to a successful term as Country President. Else one is haunted by the ghost of Jacobi until their dying day. While that may be cool at first, I imagine that fedora would get annoying after a while.

Now it may come as a surprise, seeing as the election is next week but I feel it's important to provide to you the voting public some idea of what a month under the lash of a loving Space Pope would be like:

Hopefully rather quiet. As it's December, I'm sure we'd all prefer a fairly uncluttered holiday with no mad scramble battles in the midst of awkward family dinners.

Also for the month of December, the lovely Lady Mary Chan shall be venerated, and kept hopefully entertained with lulz and frivolity. After all I consider it my civic duty to keep her distracted from League of Legends.

Cabinet for December:

Governor General: TemujinBC To avoid disconinuity and confusion for our Allies, TemujinBC would continue collecting and holding rent moneh until Congress decides how to spend it. Thus his position as Minister of Butts will continue under a Thrax Presidency.

Vice President: Mary Chan Because prettiness and distraction as outlined above.

Presidential Advisor: Chopp dks Because continuity of Government is vital, plus my only previous experience as President was one weekend when Chucky Norris was off getting drunk in Quebec City.

Minister of Defence: Xichael As he's already so good at the job he's been Supreme Commander of allied Orion Forces, and I'm loath to mess with perfection.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Exalted Druid He may be stiff competition for CP this month, but he's also a well-known and beloved face for our friends and enemies alike. Plus he's cool and we get along.

Minister of Revels: Rylde As it is the month of holiday cheer, and we all love a good party, I'd like Rylde to serve as Minister in charge of partying hard this holiday season. He certainly knows how to have a good time!

Other positions may be appointed or created at need, and if so, I'll announce those changes in this newspaper. Also please note that I haven't actually asked any of these people if they will serve in these capacities so please take that as a sign of things to come!

May the blessings of the holiday season be upon you all, including my fellow athiests!

Goran Thrax