[CP] Join the Swiss Community! NOW!

Day 3,600, 01:28 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by Swiss Federal Chancellery

Dear eWorld,

Less than a month ago, Switzerland started a revival program, which includes YOU. We need YOU to give life to our community.

Why would you come here?

---> It’s quite and nobody’s fighting over silly things.

---> You can easily evolve in politics: we have political parties waiting for you, we have a Congress seat waiting for you and one day maybe some higher position as well.

---> You can join some of our military units and have a fancy uniform. Or you can just get the fancy uniform.

---> You can share around being Swiss and crap about world peace. BUT at the end, you’ll air strike someone and make epic battles.

---> We have low taxes and still give out money and food/weapons in battles and giveaways.

---> We are working out on a training war deal so you’ll be able to fight.

---> AN😨 Chocolate and cheese.

Before applying, please read the following:Federal Act on Foreign Nationals

Foreign nationals not coming to Switzerland are invited to export all kinds of products to the Swiss market after we lower our import taxes in less than 24 hours. You earn money, we get a market.

Best regards.