[CP] Cabinet And Ramble

Day 3,244, 11:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street



Hello Nation,

I’m allowed to use the big boys paper now.
Before I begin another unhappy article can I just say thank you to everyone who voted for me and those who didn’t. I wasn’t exactly expecting to win or run for that matter but I’m here now and unless congress stick the knife in.

Just to clarify my aim for this month is not to break anything that’s not already broken.






Surprise Cabinet

The surprise is there are no surprises.

I am the sensible shoe of politics. During my last term as CP even I nearly died of boredom.
It will therefore come as no shock that the cabinet will remain mainly the same with a tweak here and there.


Deputy CP - He’s assured me that he’ll be moved into a new flat soon with internet. I have therefore made Woldy my number two. We all have to look after the elderly and do our bit, this is mine.

MoFA - Aaron tried to get rid of me by running against me. His reward for failing is to continue as my pet. He’ll also be our foreign specialist so blame all the wars on him.

MoD - Sambo will be continuing in his role. He’s a busy man but I like the way he smells so in order to help him our Chaz will also be shouldering some of the role too, I’ll let them argue about who wears the camo.

MoF - Huey wasn’t asked but I assumed and thankfully he’s going to continue his job of stopping me spending/stealing all of the money. As well as this he’ll be keeping the coffers topped up with his “dealings” on the MM.

MoHA - Eddard is stepping into Woldy’s dusty shoes. Eddard will be manning the shop and producing educational bits and bobs for you to devour.

Minister of Stacking Badgers - Our former minister VoodooMike has stepped down due to the massive workload this department put upon him. Frix is now taking the reigns and will stack badgers for the next month.

Minister of Being Rob the Bruce - Rob will continue in the many roles he now has. I would list them but apart from antagonising congress I’m not sure what they are.

Ministers Responsible for Locating Horice - Wookie and VoodooMike will remain at the heart of cabinet searching for Horice. This may take a while so don’t expect instant results.



All my lovely ministers need help so please get in touch if you fancy aiding them. They aren’t all bad people.






The Coming Month

Every few days I intend to pop up with an article to let you know what I/We are up to.
As I said previously my priorities are regaining the country and finding/creating an alliance.

I also want you to have fun so talk to me and tell me what you want (within reason - no photos of me in stockings or other items will be published).

I’d also like you to send any complaints about us or anyone else you have to me so that I can continue the complaints section of my newspaper.

Let’s have a fun but not too adventurous month please.


Love and Hugs,

Karacticus



P.s. I wonder what the perks of being CP are...