[CP] Brace yourselves! EDIT: Brits are mad!

Day 1,977, 09:35 • Published in Ireland Brazil • by MUFC992


Good afternoon eIreland,
We had 1,5 month of fun, success, victory, and United Ireland + Scotland, now it’s time to defend ourselves. Two countries are on our borders, one of them - biggest country in the eWorld - ePoland will make a decision where to go tonight. I don’t expect them to NE us, simply because they know eIreland will fight back, they know we’d be their pain in the arse, they know we wouldn’t give them a minute of peaceful day. Besides that, I think ePoland and Polish soldiers actually like eIreland and the Irish, it might be because of RL, but every time we had border or war so far they’ve been full of respect for us.



The other country on our border is the UK. It’s the same country who got their fingers in our internal conflicts and tried to provocate civil war here, it’s still the same junior country, only with stronger ally country ePoland with them, looks like they became a lot more b*llsy lately. Anyway, it’s more likely, or let’s say 100% sure thing that they will launch attack on Ireland, they want revenge for the wipe they got. Of course, they can’t take a revenge on Argentina so they picked Ireland. This will most certainly lead us to a new war, this time pointless one, just to make UK feels better. Well, we won’t let them feel better. Without Poland, UK can’t harm us, we won’t let them do that.



Before Ireland and Argentina attacked eUK I had to make a choice, should we attack UK or not. We had peace, but we also had arrogant Government in UK who as previously said tried to create a civil war in Ireland, except chance for Argentinian baby boom which is pretty good cause for a war this was a major reason why I decided to attack UK. So, there was two reasons, we helped our ally who asked us for help, we helped them have a babyboom, we got 5000 new friends in this game, we showed the Brits they have no right to make a decisions in the Irish name. It wasn’t pointless war, it wasn’t for nothing. I won’t regret that decision.



So what does future brings us? Depends what Poland will do, as I said, I don’t expect them to go after us simply because they don’t have motive to do it. Tonight it will be about who will NE first, Ireland or UK, our congressmans are warned, our supplies are ready, our allies are ready to help us and we’ll be facing another war with United Kingdom, as long as they want to have one, they can come and ask for peace any time, I told them we’d sign peace within our original regions, but they obviously don’t know when they are defeated. So let’s have another war, at least it won’t be boring month. Ireland won’t bend over, Ireland won’t beg for peace, Ireland will fight!



What’s important in this game? Pixels? Regions? No! It’s about showing b*lls, it’s about respect, it’s about helping our allies, it’s about fighting for our country. Our reputation of selfless ally and fearless country will prevail and it’s all that matters in this game. History remembers the brave, history remembers those who never retreated.



Before congress elections we’ll give our best to help our allies who needs congress such as Colombia, Uruguay and Canada. They are in a lot harder situation they we are and they need a lot more help then we need. So as soon as we secure our congress, or as soon as we defend against the Brits we’ll help our brothers there.



GLOBAL SITUATION:
As you could see, USA joined CoT, it made TWO countries mad and now it looks like relations between TWO and CoT has never been worse, I expect those two alliances to start a war very soon, it could lead to bipolar world once again, especially because EDEN has never been in worse situation either, EDEN members will have to pick a side between TWO and CoT and I believe most of them would pick CoT. It’s a side I’d pick too if the war like that happens. But it’s on Irish citizens who will have to decide what side we’ll take, I believe most of us here prefers CoT over TWO though.



But that's a story for some other time, in close future I believe. For now, prepare yourselves for a war, prepare yourselves for a lot of fighting, a lot of tactical games and let's win another battle which is ahead of us !



EDIT:

I've successfully proposed UK as Natural Enemy before they done that to us. This means we choose time of the attack and we'll attack in our prime time which should secure us victory over them.



Unbelievable 0,3 seconds was a difference between two NE's which made British President a bit mad, on a scale 1-10 I'd say 12..










Yeah, that's about it. I have only one more message for the UK:
Next time you decide to reject a peace offer, you better think twice 😉

Signed,
MUFC992, Irish President