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[CP] Brace yourselves! EDIT: Brits are mad!

Day 1,977, 09:35 Published in Ireland Brazil by MUFC992

Good afternoon eIreland,
We had 1,5 month of fun, success, victory, and United Ireland + Scotland, now it’s time to defend ourselves. Two countries are on our borders, one of them - biggest country in the eWorld - ePoland will make a decision where to go tonight. I don’t expect them to NE us, simply because they know eIreland will fight back, they know we’d be their pain in the arse, they know we wouldn’t give them a minute of peaceful day. Besides that, I think ePoland and Polish soldiers actually like eIreland and the Irish, it might be because of RL, but every time we had border or war so far they’ve been full of respect for us.

The other country on our border is the UK. It’s the same country who got their fingers in our internal conflicts and tried to provocate civil war here, it’s still the same junior country, only with stronger ally country ePoland with them, looks like they became a lot more b*llsy lately. Anyway, it’s more likely, or let’s say 100% sure thing that they will launch attack on Ireland, they want revenge for the wipe they got. Of course, they can’t take a revenge on Argentina so they picked Ireland. This will most certainly lead us to a new war, this time pointless one, just to make UK feels better. Well, we won’t let them feel better. Without Poland, UK can’t harm us, we won’t let them do that.

Before Ireland and Argentina attacked eUK I had to make a choice, should we attack UK or not. We had peace, but we also had arrogant Government in UK who as previously said tried to create a civil war in Ireland, except chance for Argentinian baby boom which is pretty good cause for a war this was a major reason why I decided to attack UK. So, there was two reasons, we helped our ally who asked us for help, we helped them have a babyboom, we got 5000 new friends in this game, we showed the Brits they have no right to make a decisions in the Irish name. It wasn’t pointless war, it wasn’t for nothing. I won’t regret that decision.

So what does future brings us? Depends what Poland will do, as I said, I don’t expect them to go after us simply because they don’t have motive to do it. Tonight it will be about who will NE first, Ireland or UK, our congressmans are warned, our supplies are ready, our allies are ready to help us and we’ll be facing another war with United Kingdom, as long as they want to have one, they can come and ask for peace any time, I told them we’d sign peace within our original regions, but they obviously don’t know when they are defeated. So let’s have another war, at least it won’t be boring month. Ireland won’t bend over, Ireland won’t beg for peace, Ireland will fight!

What’s important in this game? Pixels? Regions? No! It’s about showing b*lls, it’s about respect, it’s about helping our allies, it’s about fighting for our country. Our reputation of selfless ally and fearless country will prevail and it’s all that matters in this game. History remembers the brave, history remembers those who never retreated.

Before congress elections we’ll give our best to help our allies who needs congress such as Colombia, Uruguay and Canada. They are in a lot harder situation they we are and they need a lot more help then we need. So as soon as we secure our congress, or as soon as we defend against the Brits we’ll help our brothers there.

As you could see, USA joined CoT, it made TWO countries mad and now it looks like relations between TWO and CoT has never been worse, I expect those two alliances to start a war very soon, it could lead to bipolar world once again, especially because EDEN has never been in worse situation either, EDEN members will have to pick a side between TWO and CoT and I believe most of them would pick CoT. It’s a side I’d pick too if the war like that happens. But it’s on Irish citizens who will have to decide what side we’ll take, I believe most of us here prefers CoT over TWO though.

But that's a story for some other time, in close future I believe. For now, prepare yourselves for a war, prepare yourselves for a lot of fighting, a lot of tactical games and let's win another battle which is ahead of us !


I've successfully proposed UK as Natural Enemy before they done that to us. This means we choose time of the attack and we'll attack in our prime time which should secure us victory over them.

Unbelievable 0,3 seconds was a difference between two NE's which made British President a bit mad, on a scale 1-10 I'd say 12..

Yeah, that's about it. I have only one more message for the UK:
Next time you decide to reject a peace offer, you better think twice 😉

MUFC992, Irish President


MUFC992 Day 1,977, 09:37

Obligation song for coming days!


TheTrueIndian Day 1,977, 09:38

Good Article is Good
Voted and I am for CoT

Lorcema Day 1,977, 09:39

Well done MUFC992! o/

BiednyMis Day 1,977, 09:42


Saiwun Day 1,977, 09:42

Hmm- how very interesting. Although Poland might not directly attack you, they may fight hard for UK if there is war... Who will crack first?

Song for you:

O Bass
O Bass Day 1,977, 09:42

always ready to fight UK 🙂

Sweet Drinker
Sweet Drinker Day 1,977, 09:43

Q: "What’s important in this game?" -MUFC
A: Making your enemies look like fools so you can verbally teabag them in comments and IRC

Al Punk
Al Punk Day 1,977, 09:45

Captain oh my Captain...
pure inspiration, great article

ChewChewShoe Day 1,977, 09:49

You really are one of the worst leaders in this game. I laughed my way through this article.

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,977, 11:26

From the moment mufc decided to betray The Word, The Word is gradually shutting down his brain cells one by one...
Not that he had much active in the first place...

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,977, 09:49

great update. v

Coehoorn Day 1,977, 09:50

It seems that you really want to have Polish NE but you should also know if that will happen then Irlead will stay without congress for next month ; )

FragUK Day 1,977, 09:51


FightAndProduce Day 1,977, 09:54

'they know eIreland will fight back, they know we’d be their pain in the arse, they know we wouldn’t give them a minute of peaceful day.'

Yeah,if ePoland/eUK attacked you,you'd fend them off!


MUFC992 Day 1,977, 10:00

We might wouldn't, but we'd give our best 😉)

Al Punk
Al Punk Day 1,977, 11:12

Why don't you say: If eUK attacked you.. but want to act big on the shoulders of someone else!? 🙂

JiminyChristmas Day 1,977, 12:18

How about "If eUK wanted to attack you but needed the largest population country to airstrike you first so they could have any hope of winning"? No wait, that doesn't fit this situation does it...

Releasethe Krakken
Releasethe Krakken Day 1,977, 23:38

poland no longer need an airstrike heir bordering us 😛

Carlini8 Day 1,977, 10:07

Ireland - 1.3B damage in a week. UK 4.9B damage in a week. While neither of us are major players, we are much stronger than you. Trying to claim any sort of fame while Argentina were attacking us (16.6B in a week) is laughable.

Grats Croland. Now our allies are no longer too busy we are safe on an alliance and solo scene.

"It’s about showing b*lls, it’s about respect," - Attacking us when #1 country population wise 😕= balls. Writing this article in an attempt to not get owned 😕= balls.

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,977, 14:38

eArgentina may have #1 population, but anyone with half a brain knows that it's damage not population that wins battles. The truth is that eArgentina is a very strong young nation, but it's still the bullied underdog when compared to the eUK and her allies.

Don't forget either that eIreland did not organize for eArgentina to attack - we simply joined eArgentina as a regional ally when they airstriked for their own reasons. Quite different from needing to call in your masters to bail you out - there's no shame in that - but you're really just being a pain in the ass for ePoland.

One last thing. eIreland is a smaller nation than eUK. No, we don't do as much damage in a week, it's true. But eUK will never be half the nation that eIreland is - why? Because eIreland plays this game with guts, we don't just side with the strongest alliance, or make excuses to end TWs and attack weaker foes. We don't grovel at the feet of superpowers or bow to the bullying of larger nations. Citizen by citizen, eIreland is a giant.

Carlini8 Day 1,977, 14:46

If you believe pretty much anything you just wrote you must be on crack.

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,977, 14:50

^ Translation: everything you wrote is true so I'm just going to attack you personally instead of providing an alternative view or arguments.

Thanks for playing.

Bohemond4 Day 1,977, 17:12

meh, you attacked us with our pants down, so to speak, as TWO was busy crushing the gold mines.

now our allies are actually helping, you accuse us of being 'weak' when it was only due to YOUR allies last month that prevented a wipe.

Besides, a TW should be ended when a nation wants it to be ended, otherwise it becomes a real war.

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,977, 19:16


We did end your TW when the eUK gave us notice. That's fine, we understood. The problem was that our congress went rogue and then the eUK used it as an excuse to make it a real war.

Knowing that, I wont concede anything in terms of eArgentina's timing and our joining them.

In terms of eUK being weak... you do more damage then us. You've also got about 3 times the active population that we have. Knowing that... and knowing how our allies stack damage wise (you guys win again)... how do you explain us winning battles so often? Fine you're stronger, we're smarter.

Carlini8 Day 1,978, 02:01

Going back to your crack pot post earlier. Paragraph 1 - Note that I list Argentina's damage in my post. It is three times that of the eUK. As mentioned countless times around these comments our allies were busy defending gold mines. 16.6B + 1.3B > 4.9B. Simple damage maths for you there.

Paragraph 2 - Basically what you are saying is you jumped on the bandwaggon. You saw we were already going to be wiped and wanted some claim to fame - there IS shame in that I think you will find.

Para 3 - Plays this game with guts? Attacking us had 0 guts. What have Ireland done in the past to have guts? Since I have played this game I have seen Ireland do literally nothing. As for grovelling at the feet of other nations... You are lead by Croatia, your country isn't even yours, your leaders aren't even yours. They claim to fight for RL things that they have no clue about. You grovel to Croatia on a daily basis.

As for the smarter comment? Lol? eUK is actually a player in their alliance as made obviously by the members in the command of TWO. Ireland are irrelevant to their alliance. Smart people would ahve seen that our allies were not fighting hard for us when we were wiped. You can tell when they really started fighting, it is when you guys started commenting that we called in our masters.

What was the phrase? Thanks for playing.

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,978, 04:20

1." Attacking us when #1 country population wise 😕= balls." - Carlin
I address what you right. This is what you wrote.

Yes Argentina does 17B damage while UK does 4. No one is debating that there strawman.

2. Basically what I'm saying is what I said strawman.

3. Ireland refused to let UK and poland tell us we couldn't join CUA = guts. Ireland stood up for Bulgaria in EDEN = guts. Ireland fought along side Argentina even though we knew it would have to come down to us being back alone with UK = guts.

4. Ireland has less damage as a nation and less damage in our alliance yet we win our battles against you. All I'm saying is, if we're not stronger, we must be smarter.

Carlini8 Day 1,978, 11:52

1. 😕= does not mean equals. Surely as you are smarter you can figure out what it means?

2. ...

3. Your silly internal propaganda making it seem like Ireland is actually doing something, none of those have anything to do with guts and hardly any of them are fully truthful.

4. Your alliance was here was as ours was elsewhere. Purely opportunistic. it doesn't make you smarter because now in the "come down" stage as you call it (which some how equates idiocy on your behalf to guys in your post) all of Ireland are effectively shouting please don't wipe us in the form of - "Oh you are just going to attack us and start another boring war" - Maybe you should have used some of those smarts and thought about that before jumping on the gutless bandwagon.

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,978, 17:25

1. Sorry I misquoted "😕=" as "=" I think. Doesn't make a difference in terms of my rebuttal though since I understood the sentence correctly the first time despite the transcription error.

2. ....

3. Honestly it comes down to which side you're looking at things from. Semantically you call a euphemism what I call a dysphemism. At the end of the day we're at war and it makes no difference whether we see each other as justified.

4. Basically the same as 3. I don't personally view the reasons behind our joining the war as being opportunistic, but certainly on the whole there may have been an element of that. I'm not going to criticize eUK for take their OT or trying to enforce themselves on eIreland, that's the logical flow of events here on in. In the end attacking eUK was worth it for its own sake, so if it wasn't guts or smarts, it was art. Don't forget this is a game.

DzeGuevara Day 1,977, 10:12

it doesn´t matter how you decide, i´m ready to fight for you, just make a shout when you need some damage so we can see it.

Emergy Maxfell
Emergy Maxfell Day 1,977, 10:12

Your attack on the eUK was extremely opportunistic (not saying that's a bad thing) and filled with real life rhetoric. I appreciate your spin, but you're in no position to claim the moral high ground here. Not after all the 'One Ireland' stuff and other RL crap.

Shadowfang Day 1,977, 12:38

Surprisingly I agree with this guys comments 100%.

Bohemond4 Day 1,977, 12:46

pretty much what Emergy just said

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 1,977, 14:48

"extremely opportunistic"
No actually.
It was opportunistic when eUK declared war last term. The reasons you gave for the war were transparently opportunistic.

So after eUK had jumped at the opportunity to stab us in the back, did you really expect us to let eArgentina have all the fun? We don't need to get into RL, eUK has never respected us, our in game sovereignty, or our agreements.

It all comes down to a bit of fun, but let there be no doubt that eIreland is much more sportsmanlike.

MUFC992 Day 1,977, 19:13

Emergy, with all due respect and I really do have a lot of respect for ya.

There was plenty of reasons to attack UK, as being said in article. First conflict started when British Government decided to use our congress rogue proposal as an excuse for a real war.

It continued with Beta's putting fingers in our internal questions and then Argentinians just came on time to ask us for a favour.

I was even thinking should we help them or not..

About Northern Ireland, it's a great way to raise a morale, it's a great way to make this game special for something. Yeah, iRL I believe Northern Ireland should belong to the Republic, I believe yout think same too, any British citizen with any common sense should think the same.

Emergy Maxfell
Emergy Maxfell Day 1,977, 21:15

No doubt there's been a certain amount of animosity from all parties involved. This isn't something new though, it's the same old reactionary back and forth that it's always been.

That's not an ideal place as far as I'm concerned, but I'll accept it because it's the reality of the situation. Affairs with hostile nations, if I can even use that term here, are like that in most cases. That's fine. What isn't fine is all the rhetoric because it only hardens everyone's position and makes the situation more intractable.

ChrisJF Day 1,978, 23:20

We really have to bring real life into this? You could accuse most countries of doing stuff like that, purposely or not

Viktor Kurgan
Viktor Kurgan Day 1,977, 10:20

"What’s important in this game?" Faith in The Word of Heavens!

Poland is direct result of mufc's herezy and insult against The Word!

mufc brought damnation to Ireland with his disrespect to The Word of Heavens!

We must burn mufc as a witch to bring peace and restore order in the universe!

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 1,978, 15:30

who let Victor sober up? someone bring him some Holy Guinness to calm him back down

onca Day 1,977, 10:46

Argentina is with you Ireland! o7

Bohemond4 Day 1,977, 12:47

when are you joining ACT q:

DiPink Pie
DiPink Pie Day 1,977, 17:07

When they see TWO is a warm and friendly alliance ^-^

Bohemond4 Day 1,977, 17:10

of course it is!

MUFC992 Day 1,977, 19:14

u mad bro?
When is this ur wipe coming? o.O

Cry of Banshee
Cry of Banshee Day 1,977, 13:06

poland can beat us, but never UK

Strength and Honour

Ante-os Day 1,977, 14:34


moomoohead Day 1,977, 14:37

Hopefully the quarter of a million poles that were in Ireland during the celtic tiger remember us foundly. Poland would not invade Ireland because we are too small and insignificant,. not becuse of any fight we could put up. Who cares if the UK invades us, more interested in helping our new friends getting a congress this month.

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