[Congress]

Day 1,308, 12:36 • Published in USA USA • by Ian John Locke IV

Just an FYI, I wasn't a member of any party in time to run for Congress. Besides the only state I'd ever run from again, Wisconsin, is part of Spain.

Anyway, thought I should just point out that Figs stumbled upon something last night and I thought I should let the world know... John Jay and I are heterosexual lovers. We love other women together. Some would call this regularly having a threesome. But sometimes we just swing. Certainly either one of us spend less time on this game, and combined we spend less time on this game, than PrinceFigs (almost wrote Pfeiffer... must have been a Freudian slip) but that doesn't stop him from wanting to be like us.

If there are any tutors in this game who tutor high school subjects, please donate your services to PrinceFigs, he seems to need them. Also if any real lawyers are around, please explain to Figs what it is like to be one, he doesn't know. And finally, if there are any pedo's left in this game, lend Figs some of your secrets on how you keep from being caught. John Jay discovered some CP on Figs' computer last night, a novice mistake ofc.

Also, it is generally regarded as a successful troll when someone writes an article about you trying to use your nickname against you. Proof? http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/love-hate-game-1802975/1/20 Clearly, Figs doesn't know how to keep the fact that he was trolled to himself, so he's crying publicly.

I encourage everyone to play the game. Seems like a fun one... might bring back some childhood memories.

Addendum
I've been informed Figs is so butthurt that he's seeking to obtain information on John Jay. From what I can tell, JJ's stationed in S. Korea and is a 2 star General. Now I've given Figs more than he wanted. He claimed he could get John Jay's identity solely from his rank. Let's see him follow through on his threat. I'd love to see a 14 year old get the info.