We have entered a dark time on the eUK political map. Some say, the King is dead. Others say he is living, and that rumours of his death are a dioist plot. Others say he is on holiday in a Bavarian Hofbräuhaus. Well let me tell you this buster, I am the King. And I say ’ADKJSGJIOSGHBSFUKINELLASFJYTJT’.
That my friend, is the sound of frustration.
Frustration over not knowing where this fair isle may be should the righteous and courageous exploits of the Blue team fail. The Red team has proven unable to be fair and reliant, and as such the Royal hand has been forced into action.
You may know that our society is underpinned and maintained by an exclusive ruling class, of Lords, Barons, Viscounts and Dukes.
Or you may think you know that. Extreme times call for extreme measures, and it is in the wake of widespread civil strife and evil Red plotting that the Royal Guard were last night ordered to seize the assets of every member of the ruling class and to depose them.
Rest assured, because all true blues amongst them will make themselves known to me, and will be restored to their rightful place rather than thrown in the Meghan-pit.
The list of ‘who is in and who is out’ is maintained in my Royal Court, here. The removal of all suspected and confirmed Reds has left a vacuum in the aristocracy, and you may well be able to fill it.
So if you are a true blue, contact me. And with my power, we’ll get you some land and a title.
Any title you want.
If I haven’t made myself clear; Everyone who has a title is now title-less. To regain or to be gifted a kick-ass title, join the blues and request away.
And don’t forget your King loves you.
Want to help the Bluesade? Here’s how to get involved:
-You can join one team or the other (Red or Blue). You cannot join both. You must be a member of the forums, as that is how each team will be judged on membership.
-You will score points for the following:
1 point for every 5 votes on an article with [RED] or [BLUE] in title. You must keep a tally of each article in your forum.
10 points for every post to an outside forum (must post links)
50 points for every referred member
1 point per member with foreign citizenship
2 points per member with British citizenship
20 points for forum game win/competition win
-1 point to the team who adds a member who is already a member of the other group.
Prof. Jerry Moriarty will keep score for both teams, and cannot be a member. Each team leader has been notified of the rules.
The prize for this is that the winning team will be able to hold an internal vote to decide who the next King of the eUK will be (TOTES ME THOUGH). If you want to partake in the eUK, here's your chance. Best of luck to everyone involved!
Thanks for Reading,
HRH Woldy I,
OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
To apply for the ‘Woldy’s Young Achievers’ Scheme, simply pop your name in this thread on our external forums:
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