[BEP] A look at our Party President candidates

Day 841, 11:00 • Published in United Kingdom France • by Hell The Great

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There are currently six candidates who are running for the post of führer of the British Empire Party this term. In this article, I will address each candidate on their electoral promises, outlining what each candidate promises to do to return our beloved party to the forefront of British politics once more. Unfortunately, I am currently on a covert operation elsewhere, so am unable to stand or vote this time around. Please ensure you do not waste your vote on candidates who will essentially do nothing for the next month; we cannot afford to lose more ground to our competitors!




Jazva - Manifesto

- Something about IRC? Members? I wasn't too sure.
- Picture of an unknown american
- Picture of IRC in yellow letters

This manifesto left me wanting. Whilst not talking about lions is a hard chore for all of us, I feel that Jazva has missed a salient point in his manifesto, one which I will address later in the article. I give Jazva a C+ for his manifesto, because it has a lot of pretty colours.




Petr-Draxe

- No manifesto supplied.

Whilst this is a shrewd move on his part (he isn't giving our brilliant ideas out in public), Petr-Draxe doesn't elaborate on any reason why he would make a good President. I assume in this case, Petr is standing on a platform that is held deep within our party; if they don't know our policies: they cannot steal our genius.

Petr-Draxe has played a smooth move in that all he has told us, is ???. This could be inferred to mean that he intends to seek profit, which is a fantastic thing. I give Petr-Draxe a P for this manifesto, and congratulate him on his shrewd tactics.




Lemrel Genulfugus - Manifesto

- He has done it before
- He won some elections in the past
- Keep up the tactics that have served the party so well so far
- He promises he is the best man for the job
- He sent a message to Stephen Fry

Lemrel has a long manifesto, in which he points out why he is so amazing. He states that he plans to ensure the party is second in the world by the end of his term, and mentions members that used to be in the BEP a couple of months ago. I give lemrel a B for this manifesto, as he states he isn't bothered.




PrunetobeAmerican16 - Manifesto

- Screw over our allies
- Elect him to congress
- Voice the opinions of the south east
- Bring conflict

PrunetobeAmerican16 is another shrewd thinker within our party: he cleverly disguised his manifesto as an old Congress manifesto that he used last month to gain 3 votes in the South East last term. I think PrunetobeAmerican16 is a very clever person, because no-one would expect him to publish all his ideas in this way. I give him a D, for the delusion he manages to spread here.




SeriousBusinessTacticianWarArmyRank

- Someone fight please

SeriousBusinessTacticianWarArmyRank is another of our secretive candidates this term. Instead of publishing a manifesto in private or in an old newspaper article, SeriousBusinessTacticianWarArmyRank decided to use the shout system to voice his plans. I think his plans are tactically sound, and I think he has a concise vision for the party. The only problem I foresee is if our party accidentally fights against itself. I give SeriousBusinessTacticianWarArmyRank a generous serving of ketchup for this manifesto.




Joachim von Bremen - Manifesto

- Lots of help for new players
- Free money for everyone
- Free Q3 houses for all BEP members
- Go to war with Iceland
- A Q2 hospital in all regions
- Replace the Q5 hospital in London with a Q1 hospital so that everyone moves to their real regions
- He is ex Deputy Prime Minister
- He ran the Ministry of Defence for a long time
- 10 Congressmen and 300 Members
- Change in the partys image to include:

MAOR LION

Joachim's manifesto is conclusive, concluded, conspiracy led and ultimately cool. I think his plans, although a bit radical could well lead to a new age of the British Empire Party. He picks up on the main points I mentioned earlier: the current lack of lions in our party image. I give Joachim an L, as he has a beautiful lion in his manifesto.


To summarise, the only person offering a clear, concise and MAOR LION related option for us this term, is Joachim von Bremen. I encourage you all to vote for JvB. He is the candidate I believe is our only hope, and we should look forward to dominating UK politics under his iron first for many months to come.



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Kind Regards,
jamesw
eUK Minister for
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