[ASS Day 2,764] War Information, Soldier Provisions, New Recruits and More!

Day 2,764, 19:56 Published in USA USA by USAF Media
[ASS Day 2,764] War Information, Soldier Provisions, New Recruits and More!

1) Information Corner
2) Provision Corner
3) Recruit Corner
4) Entertainment Corner

Editor: Senryaku

Hello ladies, I'd like to welcome you back to the American Soldier Summary – The ASS. The American Soldier Summary is what every good soldier of the United States Armed forces should be reading, tailored to those great patriotic souls that selflessly serve their country. (That would be you, soldier)

Now soldier, I'm here to get you up to speed on the important war events that our glorious nation is involved in – but that doesn't mean we can't be friends as well.
One of the greatest assets available to a soldier is companionship, and I'm here for you along with all of the other great men and women in the USAF corps.

After being put through rigorous Flight Training, your senses with regards to this game should be as sharp as a single atom tip formed by chemically assisted spatially controlled field evaporation. Which is really sharp.
Knowing this, I can say with great confidence that those of you who have been around for over a month have definitely noticed the lack of ASS in your life – well, we have a little present for you at the end of the article if it has made your past month a lonely, barren wasteland. Which it no doubt has.

Let's get down to what you need to know.

1) Information Corner
Writer: Senryaku

Soldier, this is where you'll learn about the current wars and what you should probably be doing – but I don't need to tell you that. I also don't need to tell you that you should keep an eye out in the USAF shout feed for official announcements on moment-to-moment happenings. The best of you will also go out on your own, scouting the popular articles for every last bit of intel that you can get your beautiful, battle hardened hands on.

Macedonia (FYROM)

Currently, this location is America's focus.
I won't go too much into the gritty details of it, instead you can review these information logs to determine your own stance on the situation, just as long as you hold that rifle steady and true, soldier.

Wild Owl's article on the subject

An Interview with President Trekker

An Interview with the Foreign Affairs Minister of Macedonia (FYROM)

Basically, soldier, what you're going to be doing is kicking some Macedonian (FYROM) ass for our Greek allies and for our beautiful America.


2) Provision Corner


This is where you see what your country will give you so that you can give to your country.
It won't always be the same thing, so I better not see any of you vets back there rolling your eyes and telling yourselves you'll skip over this section in the future.
I'm watching you.

Not Included are certain provisional programs for supplies such as Meals on Wheels, Bewbs 4 Newbs or supply drops given by political parties.

DoDSEP (Department of Defense Strength Enhancement Program)
Writer: Hale26

DoDSEP CONTINUES!

This riveting DoD Program for Divisions 1 and 2 offers GOLD approximately every 2 weeks for players under level 45. This gold is to be used on training ground upgrades at the end of month sale. The goal of maxed training grounds, and the amazing #gains that come with them, is made a little easier for USAF's youngest thanks to programs like these.

To participate, go to #USAF and request supplies daily. If you request for 70% of the days you will receive gold. Every request is worth 0.5 gold so the more requests the better. No forms, no paperwork - all we ask for is a quick visit and !request in #USAF.

For questions about upgrading your training grounds and the DoDSEP program, contact program coordinator rainysunday.
Or if you're feeling desperate, feel free to bother me too o7.

-Hale26
Media Officer

Writer: Aramec


Bank Up 2 Strength Up, most commonly referred to as BU2SU,
is an eUnited States funded program, run by the Department of the Interior.

The Program distributes FREE GOLD for assistance in Upgrading your Training Grounds.

Gold Rewards are based on activity and involvement with in-game
Political Parties, Military Units, IRC and the eUSA Forum.

The Goal is to help Citizens advance and become High In StrengthLow in Level.

Players MUST fill out this form ONCE every e-Republik server day
after using their Training Grounds.

Players MUST fill out this form AT LEAST 5 days IN A ROW out of 7
to receive the MINIMAL Gold reward.

Gold Rewards are distributed every 7 days.

How can I qualify?
1. Be a US citizen between levels 21-35
2. Do not belong to any anti-American group (Party or MU)
3. Visit and apply at http://tinyurl.com/nyuljry
4. MUST fill out that form DAILY, after using Training Ground(s),
to receive Gold payment WEEKLY
5. MUST apply at least 5 out of 7 days to get the gold reward for applying
Visit us on IRC in the #Interior channel for more information
on how to receive more Gold from the program.
For more about the DoI, check out our website.

You can also find out more information about IRC, the forums, and much more about eRepublik at http://eusg.us/doe/

3) Recruit Corner
Writer: Senryaku

I remember when all of you were no more than a few months old, asking with gurgles and 'uguuu's for that one toy hippo that you were particularly fond of that your uncle always teased you with – man, your uncle was really annoying.
… The point is that these here Promising recruits are just like YOU when you were still sucking teets. Which some of you still are. In America, the land of the truly free, we accept that with open arms.

Join me in welcoming the new Flight Training graduates so far this month:




Play nice


4) Entertainment Section
Writer: Senryaku

You came for the ASS, I give you the ASS.







And, for the biggest ass ever seen I present to you:

Me.


The USAF wants YOU! Join today to become a member of this elite fighting force!

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