[AMP] Smell that? It's Victory people!

Day 1,677, 12:24 • Published in USA USA • by John Killah


Gimme some of dat MOOD MUSIC!

AMPers! Rally to your stations, be ready for blood to be shed, because IT’S CONGRESS TIME!



The Congo …. Sorry, Congress Time!

It’s that time of the month many people dread … No, not their partners or their own periods, I’ll leave Pfieffer to his menstruation this month. I’m talking about Congress Season!

Two days from now, everyone (well, A LOT of people) will be heading to their state poll stations to cast their vote for who they want in Congress. It’s quite possibly THE most important elections of the month and I can say with certainty that it’s a huge headache to those running, and those in charge of mobile votes (double the headache if you’re both … trust me).

Last month, AMP romped (lolsex joke) to an astounding 16 Seats, firmly establishing ourselves as the contenders we are. Sure the USWP got 19, but when you think that they lost a seat while we gained 5? Imagine if we repeated that this month? But let’s not focus hugely on the numbers, lets focus on QUALITY!

Look at AMP’s congressmen. Nearly each and everyone of them we got into congress DESERVES TO BE THERE. Not because they’re (in)famous or because they’re “elitist”. No, they deserved to be there BECAUSE THEY TRY AND CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER. Now look at USWP’s congressmen. I’m gonna be blunt, although some may not like it, around half of their candidates, are GOOD PEOPLE, and although we lost to them, at least congress was made a little better by their presence. BUT THE OTHER HALF? Shite. USWP only care for numbers. We don’t, WE CARE FOR QUALITY AWESOME MOTHER****ING CANDIDATES!

Moral of the story there? USWP CANNOT into Quality because quite frankly, they don’t have enough of it. Their talent is dwindling. Why? Because they’re pretty much out of it. Anyone who was ever talented at the USWP has either died out, left the party or for the rare few, actually stayed behind. But the fact still remains that the USWP are 95% ZOMBIES.

Finally, to all AMP Candidates. You were chosen to be candidates because WE BELIEVE IN YOU! We believe that you are the best things for the nation. But EVERYONE who has run under AMP, Candidate or Blocker, IS IMPORTANT. Without you guys, AMP wouldn’t be nearly half as good as it is. It is your dedication and loyalty that ensures AMP’s Survival and Prosperity.

Good luck!



Still Congress Related – I’m running

Would I be a good PP if I didn’t try leading my Party in our charge on Congress? Nope

This time, I won’t be running in Texas. No offence you innocent people in Texas, but those of you who voted the wrong way, you let me down and left me robbed of my faith in the state.
Instead, Connecticut beckons to me!

Now, I could go on and on and go over the same old stuff I’ve mentioned in my previous congress articles … But that’d just be a waste of your time. Instead, I’ll just tell you this –

I’m probably one of the most dedicated people you will ever meet. Period.

Do yourself, and the country a favour, GET ME INTO CONGRESS!

Because JK CAN DO THINGS! (To Potato’s mom … BA-DUM-TISH)



Keep up the good work AMP, KEEP ROARING!
✯✯✯Feel The ****ing Amps!✯✯✯


John Killah - American Military Party, Party President