#86 Congressnesssssss!

Day 1,461, 15:43 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gambit8


Good Day Chaps!

Today I’m here to talk to you about Congress and the fact I’m running.
I know, hard to believe. You all thought I went two-clicking never to return to politics and the boring stuff that made me two-click in the first place. Well, you though wrong, it takes more than one near eSuicide to make me know better than to meddle in such confusing, pointless, waste-of-life matters.

Anyway, I’ve sort of got off the point 😛 I do that sometimes.



I’ll be running in the land of my ancestors.



Why should you vote me?

Well, first of all the obvious reason being that I damn well told you to. 😉

Second of all, I love the UK and will do everything in my power to make the country great. Unfortunately there is not a lot of power a congressmen really has so I’m going to have to work with what I’ve got aren’t I?

Thirdly, if you do not vote for me then this penguin DIES!:

Seriously guys...have a heart and vote for me

And now for my other methods of getting people’s attention to vote for me.


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I also support the war with Ireland

I don’t think I need to convince you any further.