ЗНАЕШ ДЕКА СИ МАКЕДОНЕЦ КОГА . . .

Day 1,474, 05:27 • Published in North Macedonia North Macedonia • by MKDSuperman10
YOU KNOW U ARE MACEDONIAN WHEN . . . 😛



• Your mother insist that “promaja” will kill you.
• Your “Baba” will not accept the fact that you aren’t hungry.
• When your mother calls you “stoka”.
• When you have four pairs of “vlecki” in your wardrobe.
• Your parents make enough jars of “ajvar” in November to last for three months.
• Your guests insist on seeing your parents “bavcha”.
• You get hurt and your parents say ‘Nishto nema, ke pomine”
• Your family celebrates a “slava” at least once a year.
• Your mother can cook anything you want.
• You are trying to avoid the public transport every Tuesday and Friday.
• Your wife has to make lunch every day and if she doesn’t she’s not a “domakjinka”.
• You ask your parents: “Ima li neshto blago?” and they answer: “Da, shekjer”.
• You have Macedonian flag somewhere in your house or car.
• You can understand Serbian, Bulgarian, Croatian and a little bit of Russian.
• You have a picture with “smizlata” and “bikot”.
• Your mom often says: “ke vidish koga ke se vrati tatko ti”.
• It’s normal 500 people to be invited to your wedding.
• Your neighbors come to a cup of coffee – uninvited.
• Your parents call you “sine” even though you’re girl.
• There’s “milence” on every TV, phone, fridge…
• When old people are asking you: “civ si ti ?”
• Your parents make “pacha”.
• There is “mushama” on the kitchen table.
• Your mom doesn’t allow you to drink cold water when you’re “ispoten”.
• Everyone used to have “tetris”.
• After the woman give a birth, you go to her house for some “mekici’.
• You must have “vrski” for everything.
• You say you hate “Turbo folk” but when you go to “kafana” you know every song by heart.

* • You know you are Macedonian when on eRepublik congress elections you give "pari" or "tenkovi" for "glas". 😃






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