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The official Press Room of the United States. Check here, for all official announcements from your government.

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White House Press Release - Oct. 10

34 • Tag 1,055, 19:21 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

“Eugene Harlot has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.”



Announcements

We’re currently in the process of reviving some official … mehr »

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White House Press Release - Oct. 8

19 • Tag 1,053, 13:30 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

“Eugene Harlot once used a hospital, just to see what would happen. The servers were down for three days due to an inability to calculate his wellness.”



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WHPR [Day 1,051] - Thanks for all the Fish

16 • Tag 1,051, 18:54 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

Appreciation

America, have you noticed something? Is it the lack of a complete screw up for the past two months? The excellence in everything government? The piles of money flooding into your coffers?

There is one man to thank … mehr »

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WHPR [Day 1,048] - Lionking

20 • Tag 1,048, 18:23 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

Lionking, again.

Honestly, I really should just write one of these with fill in the blanks. Hey America, (America/China/North Corea) is attacking Lionking. The battle ends during (American/European/Chinese) primetime. Be there. Etc. etc.

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WHPR [Day 1,047] - NOSTAGLIA ALERT

30 • Tag 1,047, 20:24 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

AMERICA,

It's been over a week since you've gotten a letter from your government, and what's happened since then? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Except [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/something-big-this-way-comes-updated-- … mehr »