What happens when we stop bickering

Day 1,243, 17:07 • Published in USA USA • by General Cornrow Wallace

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Not the typical article I write, but I hope you enjoy.



See what happens when we, as a nation, stop our petty arguments over dumb crap and band together? Greatness. Three conventional victories, and three victories via resistance wars. Turning the tide on Spain and Mexico was of vital importance, while Canada is merely letting us get all up inside them. Oh yeah, Canada is a dirty girl. I heard she likes spankings.


Giver her a spank!

Although we may have turned the tide now, we are nowhere near actually winning this war. Mexico still has the backing of ONE MPP's, and Spain is still Spain. Poland looks poised to break the Canadian block, and will most certainly look to NE the US to join in on the invasion. To pull out victories, we will need coordination, both at home, and with our allies abroad. Together, we can drive Spolandico from our continent.

Speaking of our allies, we cannot forget about their own wars. Finland is in the midst of war with Estonia. Brazil continues to trade shots with Spain, once again posed to get into Europe. Germany holds on to its sole region in a war against Belgium. France continues to cling to life in wars against Spain and Poland. Russia looks to be getting a visit from Serbia.

Things are only heating up, so get your popcorn ready.