Ultimatum to Non-believers in the Americas (Argentina, Canada, Chile)

Day 1,522, 19:31 • Published in USA USA • by GloveisLove


Citizens of the Free World,


We are building a religion.



I, on behalf of the international Dioist community committed against heretics and pig-disgustings, find it important to address a growing problem as of late, non-believers. Non-believers have been allowed to roam the free world for much too long, they are creating snow, and clouting all that is good and sand. Although Canada, Argentina, and Chile may be aligned with Teden, I cannot accept their status as non-believers. Furthermore, in the case of Argentina and Chile, they worship, false-idols. This is completely unacceptable.



Therefore, I have contacted the country presidents of Argentina, Canada, and Chile, urging them to give up their heretic ways in good faith, so that we in good-will can continue to fight shoulder-to-shoulder as we always have. Unfortunately, within the last couple of weeks, both Argentina and Chile have decided to be pro-ONE, as Argentina has been spotted fighting for New Zealand versus Chile and Chile has been spotted fighting for Spain, Peru, and Paraguay against Argentina. Some might say Argentina and Chile are fighting against one another because of a failed land swap deal in Southern Low Amazon, but in actuality, it was a result of sectarian violence. You see, Argentina is a Rotoist nation, and Chile a Zippy nation, both religions are false, but both nations are trying to assert their false eGod over the other, thus leading to violence. We cannot let this religious violence to continue--it is tearing our allies apart. I feel that we as true Dioists have a duty to restore peace and freedom in these South American countries, just like we did in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam irl.


Proposed image of a Dioist World.

I won't hail any nation, as from now on I do not think we should play for countries, from now on, I choose the impossible, I CHOOSE DIO.

DOWN WITH CANADA
DOWN WITH NON-BELIEVERS
HAIL DIO


Glove is Love