Time For A Schism
Khorek
This is an article I hoped I would not have to write.
I myself am but a humble Harambist.As such I rarely do more with my day than TwoClick in his name,with the occassional activism.Now is once more the time for activism.
It has come to my attention that the Church of The Latter Day Harambe is attempting to centralize and monopolize upon the teachings of Harambe.They claim a monopoly on His Truth.As such I have written this in protest of the attempted hierarchical structuring of my faith,as well as to proclaim my dissacossiation with the Church of The Latter Day Harambe.Furthermore I shall elucidate upon why.
1.There is no authority above,nor equal to Harambe
2.Many parts of the Book of Salty are mistranslated from Gorrilaspeak,edited,or otherwise tampered with
3.Maxwell Hanz claims to speak to Harambe in his dreams;not just a sign of mental instability,but a blasphemous attempt to brand himself as a Prophet of sorts
4.As such,he purports to have an authority upon His Truth equal to that of Harambe
5.Thus the entire Book of Maxwell is naught but a fictitious,dishonest,sophistic,underhanded attempt to monopolize His Truth
6.Just as The Zookeeper destroyed the physical body of Harambe,Maxwell seeks to destroy the spiritual body of His Truth and obscure His Path
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Harambe frowns upon you and your blasphemy.
Read Harambes Holy Texts for yourselves. Join the Church today
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"Max 1:2 “For he shall live on in the form of our great religious scriptures.” "
An example of the rhetoric which seeks to monopolize His Truth.
Only WE can tell you His Truth,only WE may decide who is faithful,only WE can 'guide' you along The Sacred Path.The church is exactly as restricting to the spirit as the Zoo was to the body.
The Church is here as an extension of his hand to grasp the hearts of the people, who might not be able to hear his wisdom.
What is this blasphemy? Can you write more about your cult?
There is not much to write.Unlike the church I don't claim to speak to Harambe.
So... Harambism is a real thing now?
Incredible.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-vict0ry--2664302/1/20
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