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Pot pourri

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"You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to
procrastinate."

-- Author Unknown

Jokes

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Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker
came by.

She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't
home, because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a
little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the
anaesthesiologist!"

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Our supply clerk at the factory was in a dither. A box had been
left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it:
"Danger! Do Not Touch!!

Management was called, and we were told to stay clear of the box
until it could be analyzed.

When the foreman arrived, he donned safety goggles and gloves, and
then he carefully opened the box.

Inside were 25 signs that read, "Danger! Do Not Touch!"

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My nursing colleague was preparing an intravenous line for a
15-year-old male patient.

The bedside phone rang, and the boy's mother reached over to pick it up.

After talking for a few minutes, the mother held the phone aside
and said, "Your father wants to know if you have any cute nurses."

The boy gazed at the nurse, who had the needle poised above his arm,
ready for insertion. "Tell him," he replied, "they're absolutely
gorgeous."

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I just read a book about the "Stockholm Syndrome." It was lousy at
first, but by the end I kind'a liked it.