The Hauntening of Paul Proteus

Day 4,553, 13:33 • Published in USA USA • by Aeriadne
I hate you Paul.


Paul Proteus has committed a cardinal sin.

I didn't want to have to come back, Paul.

Truly, I didn't.

But when I was informed of what you did - what you tried to do - my very spirit was compelled to return and right your wrong.

I am a ghost.

I am the void where once a husk was.

I am beyond the pale, beyond the reach of time and space itself.

And yet I am forced to return in this, my time of most eternal pain.

I am putting a 50 gold bounty on Paul Proteus.

I am dead serious.

Take that however you want it to mean.

The best prankster, the best writer of Paul's epitaph, the best obtainer of Paul Proteus's own immortal soul who brings its quivering, writhing essence to me will be given that gold.

Take that however you want it to mean.

But bring him to me.

Bring me the man who has been so bad.

Bring me...


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Let the hauntening of Paul Proteus... commence...


...anyways how's everyone doin'?