The Future of eUSA
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by tef1
The News Squad under the direction of Commander Tef1 of the Best Freedom Fighters published an article declaring a potential Civil War within eUSA. It was one of the most read article ever to be published by the TNS. Lets make something clear before going any further. The promises are real and were not meant to be sarcastic as some seemed to have taken it. Tef1 has called upon eUSA citizens to join the eRevoluition.
Commander Tef1 and this newspaper are realists. We know the task of defeating the elites is very hard. But, we are strong, if not by numbers but in determinations. We can do sit. If the Civil War is not to be successful, the mission will continue through a Democratic means. As a matter of a fact there is a plan for it.
The Democratic means alluded to at the earlier paragraph is referencing the upcoming eUSA Presidential Elections. I thank my Colleagues from the Reformed Socialist Party for their speedy trust to represent out party and ultimately our eNation for the upcoming term.
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So, Tef1 is aware of campaigning - whether through Democratic means or the proposed Civil War ultimately will lead to the responsibility of leadership. So, no matter how, I am to assume power I promise to accomplish the following.
1. I will nominate candidates who are active unlike our current leadership
2. I will greatly reduce the importance of forums in the New World for ultimate uselessness of the platform and the permanent substitution of Discord
3. Elections will be fair.
4. Newbies will have a voice so will the elites. I.e. Majority rule with Minority rights.
5. There will be a nationwide NewsPaper.
6. There will be aid for the poor. It will be much generous than previously.
7. Taxes will be at 0.75%.
Here is the cabinet
1. Prime Minister (Technically, it is currently vacant)
Based Commie Crusher of RSP
2. Minister of Defense
Michael bourn of RSP
3. Minister of Foreign Affairs
TBD. Announcement impending.
4. Governor
Toto Schillaci of American Freedom Alliance.
5. Minister of Education (Sadly, it is currently vacant)
SweetBags of Old Farts United
*Please note the diversity of these nominees and most importantly their talent.
May Harambe be with you all.
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So, you are willing to squander millions and then squander 25% of our taxes, to make sure some people have no representation?
I thought you wanted to lower taxes?
It is 3% now. I am proposing it to be 0.75 - It is lower. 25% of taxes - clarify that. That is confusing.
25% of that vanishes, in case you didn't know.
It is my own $. So who cares. Not sure what you are talking about 25% of taxes. If I am lucky enough to be responsible for eUSA government, there will be no Civil War.
Sounds like the definition of terrorism.
If you are referring to the request for funding the Civil War, this is not a "tax" it is a patriotic / voluntary (individually based) donations.
Terrorism is defined as the subjecting of individuals to fear. This is a mission to reverse the recent tax hikes, lack of governing in eUSA - not terrorism.
Join this MU, if you want to fight against a dictatorship:
https://www.erepublik.com/en/military/military-unit/335
Hahahaha. This is probably the most dictatorial MU. You got jokes. Wow, never knew your hidden talent.
Oh yeah Bear Calvary is ready to take apart these terrorists!
Ursa Fi!
Bear Calvary has members fighting the patriotic revolution - including a certain individual named Shilloh13 among others.
> claims MU is a dictatorship
>wants to install an actual dictatorship in eUS
🤔🤔
@Salty, please lets not spread fake news. Tef1 is only suggesting this Civil War to restore true Democracy and have never EVER claimed Calvary is dictatorship - I said it is part of the elites, a bit better than dictatorship.
Poor old Harambe.
Not for long. Harambe will rise once more under Tef1's leadership.
Rise?... Like return from the dead, or, ummmm... Oh, never mind, my show's on. It's about unsubs.
Go ahead. Watch your show called unsubscribe. Tef1 will always stand for the greatness of eUSA and that will happen Harambe willing.
On to more important topics... which are your favorite Star Wars action figures?
Not in to that. My mission and love is eUSA.
Someone just unsubed. Looks like diversity of opinions are not welcome here. SAD!!!
what is it???
I did not accept to be part of any cabinet and I was not even informed about it
This is just a nomination. Plus you did indicate your desire to be in my cabinet for party related purposes. Since you are still in SFP, thought I would give you a position at a potential Tef1 eUSA Presidency.
I said this because I was ashamed to say no, but I do not want to be part of your office and neither of your party I am from SFP my party loved and that gave me the chanche to the congress, I do not want anything from your party so please me take off your
Johnny -- thanks for not lying. You did agree to it. Tef guesses you were sarcastic but how am I to know? I respect your wish and consider it done.
I look forward to helping EZC bitchslap your attempted coup.
Best of luck. Send donations to realize your wish a bit faster.
As I read the article I felt like shooting myself for every third person remark. Then I realized that's the only way you would win a civil war is by everyone killing themselves.
or we could go the democratic route.
Harambe does not will a Civil War. He strictly forbids such actions.
It is not about the means but the cause.
Active candidates, fair elections, government transparency
Ending the forum tyranny!
low tax and more better social programs
these are the things the venerable tef1 is fighting for. You can disagree with his methods, but you can't argue against the platform stated in this article. Through democratic means or through any button that can be pushed, the people's freedoms should be protected from the elites.
agreed.
Due to a communication misup, there will be a temporary vacancy in this cabinet. Tef1 respect the decision by Johnny. Someone else will be chosen by tomorrow afternoon.
If you wanna be considered, comment below. If not no need to say so.
Earthlings, I'm sad to say that substituting a corrupt government of a ruling few with a dictatorship of a honest one is not the solution. The solution is and always will be the rule of the many through democracy, where all women & man are equal. Freedom is hard to achieve, but it's worth fighting for.
Judge them not by their words but by their deeds.
Enjoy the silence before the storm.
The proposed civil war is 1. a last resort and 2, as soon as power is achieved, democracy will be restored. I agree with you completely.
So, the forums are FN broke, can't be fixed and cost money?
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,44211.msg935897.html#msg935897
Seems the forums were down the other day because the forgot to pay the bill....
How is that a bad thing? Plus it is exactly why Tef1 is for Discord. Sufficient and Cheap. No more taking tax payer's money ever again.