The Funniest Comment Wins!
Day 1,409, 11:45
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by Ghostbiker
Hey everybody!
November is coming and I'm getting a few bored in eRepublik.
Therefore I decided to make this competition, where you can win some cool prizes...
All you need to do is to put a funny comment(s) below!
It can be a joke, picture, quotation, anything...
Every comment which I consider to be funny enough will be awarded by 1 or 2 Q5 tanks (girls will get 2 tanks automatically ♥ of course)! What is more, the three funniest comments authors will receive Gold from me:
1st place – 3 Gold
2nd place – 2 Gold
3rd place – 1 Gold
BE CREATIVE, MAKE OTHERS LAUGH AND HAVE FUN! \o/
The competition will be available until Day 1,411, 03:00 eRepublik time (Saturday, 12:00 CET)!
// the winners will be posted in the article after the competition finishes //
If you want your friends to participate, shout this article!
Don't forget that your comment(s) cannot break the eRepublik laws!
UPDATE: COMPETITION RESULTS
1st place – 3 Gold goes to Robert Garros
Robert Garros Day 1,409, 12:01
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dfoqw70lw"
2nd place – 2 Gold goes to AL Hsu
AL Hsu Day 1,411, 00:48
"你是歐洲人看不懂我寫甚麼"
3rd place – 1 Gold goes to Caroline au Marymont
Caroline au Marymont Day 1,409, 12:05
"Winrar.rar"
4th place – 3 more tanks go to the following authors for their effort, because i liked their comments: Dirty16, Varlosh, Kaileene, Arcade Gannon, Armanych, Catapult, Jakub Bucek, wszystkiebylyzajete, Hochelus, totalDEVASTATOR, Gregus Hedvik, Lazy Greg, voice, tuva (42 tanks in total)
Moreover, there were about 60 Q5 tanks donated for comments.
Congratulations to the winners & thank you all for participating!
66 comments that count in total
Note: Next time be more creative!
Make love not war!
Ghostbiker
November is coming and I'm getting a few bored in eRepublik.
Therefore I decided to make this competition, where you can win some cool prizes...
All you need to do is to put a funny comment(s) below!
It can be a joke, picture, quotation, anything...
Every comment which I consider to be funny enough will be awarded by 1 or 2 Q5 tanks (girls will get 2 tanks automatically ♥ of course)! What is more, the three funniest comments authors will receive Gold from me:
😎
1st place – 3 Gold
2nd place – 2 Gold
3rd place – 1 Gold
BE CREATIVE, MAKE OTHERS LAUGH AND HAVE FUN! \o/
The competition will be available until Day 1,411, 03:00 eRepublik time (Saturday, 12:00 CET)!
// the winners will be posted in the article after the competition finishes //
If you want your friends to participate, shout this article!
😁
Don't forget that your comment(s) cannot break the eRepublik laws!
UPDATE: COMPETITION RESULTS
1st place – 3 Gold goes to Robert Garros
Robert Garros Day 1,409, 12:01
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dfoqw70lw"
2nd place – 2 Gold goes to AL Hsu
AL Hsu Day 1,411, 00:48
"你是歐洲人看不懂我寫甚麼"
3rd place – 1 Gold goes to Caroline au Marymont
Caroline au Marymont Day 1,409, 12:05
"Winrar.rar"
4th place – 3 more tanks go to the following authors for their effort, because i liked their comments: Dirty16, Varlosh, Kaileene, Arcade Gannon, Armanych, Catapult, Jakub Bucek, wszystkiebylyzajete, Hochelus, totalDEVASTATOR, Gregus Hedvik, Lazy Greg, voice, tuva (42 tanks in total)
Moreover, there were about 60 Q5 tanks donated for comments.
Congratulations to the winners & thank you all for participating!
😉
66 comments that count in total
Note: Next time be more creative!
😉
Make love not war!
Ghostbiker
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girls will get 2 tanks automatically ♥♥♥
me will post many funny comments ♥♥♥
Pôvodne som chcel mať pod domom pivnicu plnú fliaš vína, ale potom som dal prednosť rodine
Josef Friztl
y a ghost tho ??
today a cop called my house,
he told me that my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.
I then informed him that my dog doesn't have a bike.
„Nohavičky nie sú najdôležitejšie na svete, ale majú k tomu sakra blízko!" (:
Ever wanted to see an American in action? Like PROPERLY in action?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lA0vWxdw2k
And that's just the starter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsvjecMb-8g&feature=channel_video_title
Moze to bit aj slovenski vtip ?
Hippies nastúpi do autobusu a všimne si, že tam sedí krásna mladá mníška.
Prisadne k nej a po chvíli sa spýta, či by s ním chcela mať sex.
"Nie!", odpovie mníška. "Ja som sľúbená jedine Bohu.
Potom vstane, a urazená vystúpi na ďalšej zástavke.
Vodič autobusu počul túto konverzáciu a zavolá mladého hippie:
... ... "Já ti poradím, ako ju dostať. Ona sa chodí modliť každú noc na cintorín. Prezleč sa do nejakého bieleho rúcha s kapucňou, prilep si bradu a povedz jej , že si Boh."
Hippie sa rozhodne, že to skúsi a čaká na cintoríne ešte v ten večer. Keď príde mníška, hovorí:
"Ja som Boh a musíš mať so mnou sex!."
Mníška bez problémov súhlasí: "Bože, prosím, ale len análny sex, pretože som sľúbila matke predstavenej, že navždy zostanem panna."
Hippie súhlasí a zneužije ju.
Keď je po všetkom, zhodí zo seba kapucňu, bradu a víťazoslávne zahlási: "Ha, ha, ha ja som ten hippie!"
Mníška si dá dole čepiec a hovorí: "Ha, ha, ha, ja som ten autobusár!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dfoqw70lw 🙂
Jozko pride domov a hovori ockovi 😮ci jeden chlapec v skole si misli ze som gay !
Otec hovori : A preco si mu jednu nevrazil !?
Jozko : Lebo je taki peknyyyyyyyy XD
How do you stop ePolish army on their horses?
Turn off the carousel.
Winrar.rar
http://archiv.roumen.cz/archive/asian_code.jpg
-->http://i.imgur.com/Spmwp.jpg
There are three buses on their way. First one drove left, second one drove right and third one followed them.
Príde babka od holiča a pýta sa?
- Jožko, že už nevyzerám ako stará babka?
- Nie babi, teraz vyzeráš ako starý dedko.
toto asi poznáte, ale je to tak skvelé video, že to sem musím dať : D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Ghostbiker promised me all of the awards if I comment!
Romanian special mission unit
http://goo.gl/ncol0
Šli dva a ten třetí řekl: "My čtyři jsme dobrá pětka." HAHAHAHA
Pedo jokes never get old. Sadly, the kids do.
thnx
-Yo mommas so fat she has a higher rick of heart attack and stroke.
-A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist walk into a bar. They disagree with the fundamental basis of each others' beliefs, but enjoy their drinks and the company nonetheless.
-[Offensive joke] How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on a stool? Turn it upside down.
I win, kay? Here, have a ujelly and peanut butthurt sandwich.
Ghostbiker umi hrat hax.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAwwW_Pj6Mg&feature=related
hahaha: 'MI GUSTA' is italian ( in italian language ) for:
I LOVE IT ( = I LIKE IT VERY MUCH)....! You could just change
a language and get a joke...!
have a nice evening!
v.33, sub from before...!
Ghost nie je homosexuál
sexist pig : D
Sú tri vecy, ktorím v živote nepochopým:
Gramatika a počítanie.
Z hotline:
Volá užívateľ, že sa mu nedá do mechaniky vložiť tretia inštalačná disketa. Technik sa po dlhšom premýšľaní pýta:
- “Počujte, a vybrali ste vôbec tú druhú? “
- “Nie. A to mi pripomína, že tá tam išla už tiež nejako ťažko...”
Comment #1 http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/09/28d8ec09c1c9d59b5dd7efa9cf8b3f7f.png?1317317929
Comment #2 http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/09/2bd740acae351de95a8d736bbe202317.gif?1317317066
And this is Ghostbiker: http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/09/0020a102c1331996890948e9aab8d73d.gif?1317316939 : D
3=== D
roflmao
I'm not a girl but for an extra tank I might be willing to become one!
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He was granted.
Jelínek je gej :Đ
I am a girl! 🙂
Pepowsky; what's funny about that? Are you ashame of your gender?
Have you seen a ghost ride a bike?
I Have
GhostBiker <
Dante's Internet Hell, 8th circle: "Nerds, who go overboard when a girl is online"
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dantes-internet.jpg
:>
Chuck Norris raz chitil Hada za nohi 😃
Teri Maa ki Choot.... 😛
Nothing is more funny than this 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Umad?
Děda ve své muzejní Š100 se vrací z okresní pošty s dochodkom v priehradke na rukavice. pod jednym kopcom, ktory skodovecku dobre rozohnal ho zastavi policajt:
"Takze, dedko, svetla nic, pas nic, rychlost prekrocena o 4km/h, lekarnicka chyba, vidim to na dobrych 250€."
Dedko na to ze je stary, chudobny, nema ani prd, tak mu policajt vravi:
"Dobre, tak ak mi spravne odpoviete na aspon jednu z 2 kontrolnych otazkok, pokutu vam odpustim. Takze, ma to 4 kolesa a ide to po ceste. co je to?"
Dedko ze
"To je auto."
"No dobre dedko ale konkretne! ake? Skoda, audi, co to je?"
"Tak asi skoda?"
"No zle dedo, audi to bolo. Tak dame druhu. Ma to 2 kolesa a ide to po ceste co je to?"
"No motorka."
"Dobre dedo, ale konkretne! aka? Jawa, babeta, kawasaki, honda?"
"Babeta?"
"Nie dedko, honda to bola."
Tak dedko vyberie dochodok z priehradky, a podava ho policajtovi so slovami: "Mozem aj ja jednu otazku?"
"No mozte dedko"
"Takze, ma to dlhe vlasy, vysoke topanky, stoji to pri ceste a kruti to cervenou kabelkou. co je to?"
Policajt pozrie na druheho, kyvnu si hlavou a vravi:
"Sak predsa kur*a to je, dedo."
"No dobre, ale konkretne! Tvoja mama, sestra, zena alebo dcera?!"
kto ma tu pipe 🙂
Ghostbiker is my girlfriend. xd
please, don´t write funny comments, we don´t want to run ghosty out of gold, he is poor enough already : )