The Daily MS Paint: 10/17/10

Day 1,061, 17:01 • Published in USA Spain • by Siddy Tramero



You might want to have a look at Last edition.

There was no edition yesterday. That is because I WAS PARTYING!!!! I EVEN GOT LAID!!!!

(No MS PAINT of it because I would get forfeit points)



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INTERNATIONAL


The Romanian offensive in the Urals left the once huge Russian Empire reduced to just one region, Western Siberia, and could be wiped out tomorrow





Serbia and Hungary launch an offensive on Romanian territories to relieve pressure on Russia, but the offensive is defeated on Transilvania, Banat and Oltenia




In probably the only interesting news that might come from South America this month, Venezuela attacked Colombia 34 times due a bug





NATIONAL


A PTO (Political TakeOver) Has been avoided in 3 of our major USA parties, Federalist Party, ADTP and SEES, thanks to the ATO coordination and the efforts of all the citzens who voted





And now, an important announcement.




Join the eUS Forums! You won't regret it until you meet Emerick!!!

http://eusforum.com/index.php




And that's all. Stay tuned tomorrow for more news, and, MORE MS PAINT!!!!