The Daily Dispatch: Day 1,528 FREE BUSINESS ADS

Day 1,528, 05:13 Published in USA USA by The Libertine






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Welcome to Day Seven of the Dispatch.

Give me coffee or give me death.

It has always been our goal to have the Dispatch be a host for both small and grand domestic and international trade deals. Unfortunately, this has not been happening. The pricing simply doesn't make sense.

So starting today, all text-only business ads will cost nothing. Zero. Zilch. Graphic business ads will cost a minimal fee of 200USD per month or 50USD per week.

Trying to hire workers? Place a free ad.
Trying to sell food or weapons on the black market? Place an ad.
Selling an MU? Looking to search for a tax-free job? Place an ad.

People read our business ads daily and they respond to them often.

What are you waiting for? Check out pricing here and send Sir Gulden Draak your ad today!

May your today be great and tomorrow always be even better,
The Daily Dispatch staff




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