The Candidates

Day 1,903, 13:33 • Published in Canada Canada • by Armour144

I'll skip the pleasantries and just go ahead and say this is a disaster.





So we've got 4 CP candidates. One is a multi (or so I've been told), one is the biggest eCanadian thief, and then the bottom two are PP's of parties that have 5 and 4 members and didn't release any articles.

First of all, Colonel Sanders. I hadn't even heard of this guy prior to his first CP article, and he seems to think as a CP he'll have the power to change taxes. Since congress pretty much holds all the power when it comes to taxes, I can safely say Colonel Sanders doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. It was a valiant effort though.

Next there's Rolo, who I will never vote for. Come talk to me once you give eCanada its thousands of gold back.

And then we've got wmzMoney, who I've also never heard of. Maybe I just don't get around much. Or maybe this is one of the worst CP candidate fields I've ever seen. Hmmm.

And last, and maybe least, I'm not really sure anymore, is James R Bond. Now, I can remember seeing this guy fighting for us on the battlefield, probably because his name is easy to remember, so congratulations there. You could've at least written a CP article and multiplied your chances of winning by 1000%.


This stinks more than my cat's litter box when I haven't emptied it for a week. My god. Here's an idea: write an article stating how you're going to just hand the reigns over to Rylde if elected CP so he will be President unofficially. Then I'd vote for you (unless if you're Rolo) because at least I know an experienced person is doing all the important stuff.

So congratulations to whoever wins this mess. You'll have won the worst CP election in the history of the world and you can quickly get to work being in charge of a nation completely wiped off the map.

Armour144
Forward Canada Party President
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