The Battle Hero That Never Was

Day 1,214, 20:32 • Published in South Africa USA • by Champinator
The Battle Hero That Never Was

There once was a man,
who happened to be a politic kind of man.
He was a PCO,
but he never had a good go,
at a Battle Hero.
He had 11 Congressman medals,
but not the one special Hero medal.
One fateful day,
a nice RW came his way.
And on this day,
he began to say,
"I will make them pay!"
So he set out with some tanks,
to kill some skanks,
along with a wallet of bank.
He piled on the damage,
as the enemy applied bandages.
However, some strange person,
began a frightful excursion,
to match the man's destruction.
Gabe was the name,
and BH nabbing was the game.
Both battled hard and dirty,
up into and past thirty.
The man was short on money,
but a good Samaritan gave him goldy.
Gabe was at a crazy 47,
it seemed as high has heaven.
But the man fought on,
until all his money was gone.
Lo, it was not to be,
as his damage had only reached 2 plus 43.
Twas a great fight,
but Champ's plight,
was not right,
for it was supposed to be his night,
and that BH medal full of might.

By Champinator