Some swahili for Chance Hairy Son

Day 3,379, 08:33 Published in Ireland Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

Poor chance I am beginning to think he is the one who always steps in the dog poop.

Because he sure can step into it:

Lets start with



Now to educate Chance I do not speak Swahili I speak Afrikaans

This is Afrikaans



In hindsight I think we maybe harsh on Chance obviously he may only understand American.


GTFO , Potato salad , Mcdonalds.

We should have used analogies he understood before treating him like a normal civilized responsible person.

For example before we made him captain we should have said like

Say chance if I gave you 19 egg rolls and told you to keep them for me like for an hour: Would you

A. Eat all
B. Sell it for drug money
C. Take good care of it

After which Chance would chose option B.



Also if you read hiss and his whateva's articles one would also comprehend that a more primitive manner of language is needed to communicate to them.

For example rather than asking him politely why do you always respond with profanities to comments in your articles. We should use the primitive language of his tribe and say:

Jow Motherplucker I will cut you/stab you/pierce your eyes out with a knife/drive over you with my car.

Our bad.

Harrison is only spoken in his little cabin deep in the woods.

We can only imagine family gatherings:

Mom : Son I will stab you
Chance : Yo dawg ever say that to me again and i will cut you

[hugs and tears]
Now today he first told me I am some kind of primate and that calling African people primates is not racist



Dear Chance ofc your not racist. Come to South Africa and call ever african a monkey etc,

Also look up Penny Sparrow South Africa because this has been decided heavily.



Penny like you Chance likened african people to monkeys. Social suicide/career/suicide and a hefty fine later she is still considered a racist.

In fact she will be branded the rest of her life :A racist

Get your ignorant words right or you may suffer a similar fate.

And lastly he concluded with



Now the sheer ignorance in this rant just shows you how UNEDUCATED the average US Soldier is:

1. The US is a signatory to the 1951 Refugee convention. It means the USA cannot refuse entry to refugees.
2. A refugee aint on a holiday he is escaping from death to the nearest safe place.
3. Nobody not even you is required to: If your between 18 - 30 your not required to fight for your country . There is no convention to that effect. So the argument he should fight for his country is a moot point. Its his decision. Im certain there are those that do and I'm certain there is those that dont. Your not entitled to demand that from anyone.




And the other thing is Chance with what is going on and you expecting them to all take up arms for their country. What makes you think they will necesarrily take up arms for the side - you want them to. A true refugee is a harmless being.




But Chance I do not really care about your hatred and racism: Your just a hateful racist little man destined to die young for a stupid cause. Enjoy it while you can!