SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE TO STAY AT HOME
mick cain
From Thomas Cook Holidays - listing some guests' genuine complaints during
the season
1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local
store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons.
I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."
3. "On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost
every restaurant served curry.
I don't like spicy food at all."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to
bring our swimming costumes and towels."
7. "The beach was too sandy."
8. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure
shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
10. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was
ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
12. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were
startled."
13. "There was no egg slicer in the apartment..."
14. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as
they were all Spanish."
15. "The roads were uneven.."
16. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took
the Americans three hours to get home."
17. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.."
18. "The brochure state😛
'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're
trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"
19. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The
food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad."
20. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
21. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly
guests before we travel."
22. "I was bitten by a mosquito, no-one said they could bite."
23. "My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a
double-bedded room.
We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This
would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
They walk amongst us and they vote!!! Be afraid! Be very afraid!
Comments
haha! what is scary is that they are most likely true
Good stuff
number 1 and 18 are justified
the rest are to be hanged
15 could go either way
Publicly hanged, with everyone attending to be told the reason why
23 is pretty legit
Always good to read one of your articles Mick, cheered me right up...get the next one out soon \o/
now i am not distracted by politics and such i will try to publish more.........in the interest of humour you understand
great stuff... sandy beaches are nice, specially, white sand beaches, and nothing wrong if women are around.
'Too many foreigners now live abroad.'
hmmmmmm....
lol'd
Some of these have got to have been jokes : P
lol #15
I disagree with the title... I think they should be banned from coming home...
I much prefer these articles to the RN he said she said articles 😃
#2 is right on
Lazy foreigners 😛
Wow i'm in the top 5 ......1st time ever.Thank you for you replies and votes guys,o7
#10, I will never back this proposal
First world problems...
Aha mick, your article makes my day! 😛 Silly people...
Bloody brilliant!
good family fun 🙂