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SHIPWRECKED

Day 3,000, 11:29 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

♭ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ tight fit - the lion sleeps tonight ♪ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫

Two Swiss brothers are shipwrecked and manage to make it onto an uncharted island where they are approached by a large group of cannibals who can amazingly speak English.

The cannibals tell them that they have a chance to live on this island without being eaten so long as they pass the "Ordeal of Fruit".
The brothers accept the challenge with little pondering and the cannibals send the pair off to individually collect one hundred pieces of fruit each and then report back to them.

The youngest brother returns with one hundred grapes and cannibals instruct him to shove each grape into his A-hole without wincing or laughing or he will end up as dinner.
However just as the first grape reaches his butt hole he bursts out laughing.

The cannibals ask why he is laughing and he replies "I'm sorry, it's just that my older brother is collecting pineapples!"