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Ronald Gipper Reagan I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE I DRINK IT UP!!

Day 1,693, 12:44 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

You think you would get away with harassing a woman? Is that right to do that?
I like women. They are soft, kind, beautiful, and they have a heart.
Unlike men who when you get down to it have a heart it's just small and cold. At least mine is.

Why did you go after Bia Pandora I must ask? Why screw with people?
Sure you could let others live normal lives but you go out and attack them.
So that's fine. Media, your party, and your little e-life is your milkshake.

I want you to imagine you have a milkshake and a straw and I have a straw that reaches all the way over here (runs back a few feet) and I (runs forward) drink your milkshake.
I drink your milkshake. I drink it up.