Romanian ambassador- yes, the same old fart
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by 8-3=1
Dear Russians,
Unluckily (for you) I have been reappointed as the Ambassador of Romania. Unluckily because my ideas did not change (yes I am one of those stupid people who stick to their ideas indefinitely) and let's see where we are or whether there is any progress:
1. Россия и Румыния не имеют общих границ. По этой причине они идеальные союзники.
(I start believing that we will need some common border to make things funnier and become very good allies)
2. Румыния желает импортировать из России железо, нефть и алмазы. Румынские налоги на импорт равны 1%. Венгерские равны 50%, индонезийские 99%. Россия может торговать с Румынией, но это невозможно на данный момент из-за войны.
(Nothing changed, there is no progress. We are still at war, so no trade yet. Look forward to next "negotiation", perhaps we hit it right)
3. Румыния предлагает помочь России получить обратно исконные русские земли, занятые на данный момент Венгрией и Индонезией.
(Well you thought it's better to progress on this issue without our help. Maybe our help would have been cheaper. We look forward to the next performance in WSR, hopefully you will get it better this time. I would like to dedicate this song to the cause: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q )
4. Румыния может помочь России в подписании мирного договора с США. PEACE бросил Россию в этой войне. Как они могут помочь России при защите её собственных территорий?
(I go back to point 1, maybe we need some common border to make things more interesting).
Hehe. I was just joking. Disregard the above.
My message is only this one: I hope we can make things better between Romania and Russia.
Somehow I started liking Russia more and more, with good and bad. And now I am serious.
All the best and good luck during this month of "War and Peace".
8-3=1
Romanian Ambassador in Russia
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PERTAMAAAXXXX!1!!1
Oh, sry, MAAAATZAAAA!
1. > I start believing that we will need some common border to make things funnier and become very good allies
Намекаете на раздел Украины? У как же ваши уверения в искренней дружбе к ней? И как мы можем вам верить, если вы взамен уже думаете кинуть одного из ваших закадычных "друзей"?
2. У России хватает рынков сбыта. Да и Румыния населена не нубами, а стричками, умеющими закупаться донейтами
3. Почему-то во время восстания в Сибири румынские танки на стороне красных замечены не были....
4. Ага, и закрыть все наши МПП войне с США? Как же мы пойдем тогда освобождать Аляску, 1 на 1 что ли?
Eden propaganda!!
😁
GRECHIKHAAAAAAA!!!!111
@UncleDe😛
http://www2.erepublik.com/en/article/corpul-diplomatic-al-romaniei-974406/1/20" target="_blank">http://www2.erepublik.com/en/article/cor[..]1/20
Watch the group photo. I am the fifth from the right 🙂
Hahaha, yes, i can confirm that, is the one with the green tail.
Matza is in the house, run, run as fast as you can, run like the wind...
This would look totally legit if less commenters had the Romanian flag in their avatars.
If i put a dead old man, it is better? 🙂 Have more credibility?
The culprit of your sense of humor escapes me, sorry.
Ты мне воду тут не лей!
Давай на польском пиши!
/me впервые набрал эти сакральные слова и разочаровано не ощутил ничего.
where is polish language
MjDao, ну хоть я тебя понял 😃
вспомнил слова Жирика про Пендосию, Тбилиси и ядерное оружие 😁)
ну так вот, надо брать Будапешт, вы там своего солдата возведёте.
btw 8-3=1, i thnik, you'r bad embassador and diplomat. You do not make impression of honest nice guy, sincerely telling truth, and proposing friendship.
You much more made impression of wicked malevolent villain, disrespecting your victim, trying to trick like a child.
;P
MjDao: I think your government know better who the villain was in the negociations. I hope in time your view will change.
And btw Russia is not victim.
Мне попал в руки кусок оригинала статьи до редактирования!
Dear Idiots,
Unluckily (for you) I have been reappointed as the Ambassador of navel of the world. Unluckily because my lies did not change (yes I am one of those stupid people who stick to their lies indefinitely) and let's see where we are or whether there is any progress:
...
Дальше не успел сфотать, сорри.
MjDao: I sense the Dark Force got into your head.
Take your hat off and let it go.
I'm your father, 8-3=1 *Uhhhhhhhhh-hhhuuu*
1. Romania and Russia have no borders with many countries, not we? )
2. Yes, this point is really actual.
3. What Russian region does Hungary take at the moment? Alaska?
4. Haha! I'm still thinking that war with USA is one of the greatest Russian resources.
oh its sweet romanians again, how nice 😃
Как будет МАТЗААААА на польском?
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers...
Thats a myth, apparently. Good luck in your future endeavours.
Romanians in da house? NO WAI!
So...
1) This point about common borders... I think eUkraine may object, nyet?
2) Correct me if I'm wrong, but we cannot enjoy peaceful trade until our country is in the state of war with eUSA.
3) Actually eHungary is NOT occupying ANY of eRussia's regions at the moment. Well, since you admitted, that you are stupid enough to not to change your opinion ( Quote: yes I am one of those stupid people who stick to their ideas indefinitely ) even though the real way things are changed, I'll excuse you on this one.
So... The only "help" you can afford us is military help, which assumes taking the WSR by force, which, considering our status in PEACE is not a option. Period.
4) Peace treaty with eUSA?! Are you out of your effing mind?! Why, for God's sake, why would we want to sign a peace treaty with them?
War is one of the major sources of fun in this game and war with eUSA IS the war wage! Especially, since they backstabbed us by attacking FER, our original territory.
No, ending the war with eUSA will be as much of a treason to our PEACE allies as a forceful taking of WSR.
http://www.wysotsky.com/0006/019.htm" target="_blank">http://www.wysotsky.com/0006/019.htm
@Румыния предлагает помочь России получить обратно исконные русские земли, занятые на данный момент !!Венгрией!! и Индонезией.@
Наверное, он раньше был послом в Эстонии.