Primaries and another Hitchhiker's Guide

Day 864, 08:07 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

Another article of Good-Bye Blue Monday, this article will be divided into three parts,

-Primaries
-Hitchhiker’s Guide to eSwitzerland!
-Shaolins, Gotta Catch them All!

Starting today’s Good-Bye Blue Monday,
Primaries
Recently the eSwiss Primaries were hosted on this wonderful Newspaper, where we decided who would run against Arschmann, which JNArno won, with 14 votes, I tied for Second with my friend Penguin4512, now, I urge you all to not be bitter if you or your candidate lost, but to support our choice and wait for next month, now, the rest of this section will be used to thank all my supporters, after all, it is a bipartisan issue, Liking me 😃

Here they are,
Cooldude97
Walther Rathenau
Icewood
Renouille
and Myself 😃

All of you will be receiving free ice-cream(even if it is imaginary ☹ ), and a nice medal!



On to our second section of this Good-Bye Blue Monday, we will revisit a popular segment,
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to eSwitzerland


Today we will visit the topic of eReligion in eSwitzerland, as anybody who has ever been to #eSwitzerland knows, Renouille is God, but let’s see what the hitchhiker’s guide says…
Renouille is the god of eSwitzerland, and the Swiss Cow of Destiny (™Proteus Labs 2010) his prophet, there are multiple lesser gods in eSwitzerland, including the likes of the great Eleriel
Now that we know that, it is easy to see why I gave Renouille Swiss citizenship, it was not my choice, when God calls 😃, also, a quote from Renouille (Conveniently after I gave him citizenship), You are the hero of heroes, you are a God, Paul~ Renouille, God


And remember, Don’t Panic

On to the last section,
Shaolins, Gotta Catch them All!,
I saw Sme3dy posting “Shaolinz, Got to Catch them All!”, and, I was wondering if there was any trading he was interested in doing, after all, I only have three Shaolin cards…

-Walther
,

-Icewood


and

-Clifford
,
So I need an Arschmann, I have some resistance Cards I am willing to trade 😃,

Here is a Paul Proteus, I have lots of them,
-Paul Proteus


Here is a JNArno, a popular one amongst the resistance members! (Just Check the Primaries results!)
-JNArno


and here is one of my favourites, a Penguin4512 😃 ( I only have a few of these, so I would need something nice in return XD)

-Penguin4512


So if you have any Shaolin cards, or a Wazamaza (A very rare collectors item!) I would be willing to trade!

Reader Submissions
Here is a submission made by Cooldude97,

I encourage other readers to do the same 😃

Here is a Renouille, Probably my most valuable card 😃


This Portion of Good-Bye Blue Monday is for entertainment value only, if any of this is a bit, biased, slanderous, or inaccurate (Which most of this is), you should NOT be offended, you should instead, make your OWN Pokémon card, and give it to me 😃


And remember,


Also, Paul Proteus is Out of Control?

Here is today’s anime


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