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Presidential Pardon for Chickensguys

Day 2,572, 23:58 • Published in USA USA

• by Oblige

By my authority as President of these eUnited States of America, as my final act of office, I do hereby forgive Chickensguys aka Dr. Walter Bishop of any acts of hostility or aggression towards our most proud country.

I believe that if we, as a community, are willing to begin the process to forgive the transgressions of the past, we will move forward to a brighter future.

God bless America.
-Oblige

Comments

chickensguys Day 2,572, 23:59

I AM A FREEMAN!

verbasizer Day 2,573, 14:21

sounds more like a free chicken! 😃

Jude Conners Day 2,573, 00:00

#FREEMAN

Paul Proteus Day 2,573, 00:00

I honestly didn't think this was actually happening

Delyruin Day 2,573, 00:02

I know right?

Jude Conners Day 2,573, 00:02

FAITH, bro.

And a burnt offering to Dio

Delyruin Day 2,573, 00:07

A burnt offering to Dio you say? Does this count:

http://i.imgur.com/k0BwRXN.jpg

?

Jude Conners Day 2,573, 00:14

More like this - https://38.media.tumblr.com/7e1e3a7377b119a4af216ca6121ad0d2/tumblr_negd7u9G0X1rax2sko3_500.gif

Oblige Day 2,573, 00:01

ACK ACK

Kemal Ergenekon Day 2,573, 00:04

You made me endorse the whale's article. Bad CG!

rainy sunday Day 2,573, 00:06

Now you're an hero. ^_~

chickensguys Day 2,573, 00:27

wtf is this
http://prntscr.com/5dqxyg

Gnilraps Day 2,573, 05:36

I wondered what you would say if you saw that.

rainy sunday Day 2,573, 08:07

that's your history. did you write it well?

Wild Owl Day 2,573, 00:25

This is awesome.

Gnilraps Day 2,573, 05:36

can
not
endorse

Oblige Day 2,573, 12:12

Let the love flow through you Gnilraps.

Gnilraps Day 2,573, 12:44

Yes, this flowed through me.

Came out as Diarrhea though

Oblige Day 2,573, 14:26

Tyler Bubblar Day 2,573, 07:02

No Bueno. Let's pardon Ajay while we're at it.

ASecretSource Day 2,573, 12:37

Pls shut up!

Tyler Bubblar Day 2,573, 16:10

Take your own advice VT

The Dungeon Master Day 2,573, 16:41

Eat shit Ass

ASecretSource Day 2,573, 18:43

Tyler won't let me eat him so - no!

Jude Conners Day 2,573, 18:25

Why do people take this game so seriously? Can't people have some mindless fun?

Google eRepublik and see what it says:

eRepublik: Free Online Multiplayer Strategy GAME.

Games are supposed to be fun, not srsbsns.

ASecretSource Day 2,573, 18:45

This stoner hippie is right!

000007 Day 2,573, 07:17

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Waysted Day 2,573, 08:21

.Well i am proud of you CG. You managed to un piss off some peeps.

Good Job

Voted and endorsed

Pfeiffer. Day 2,573, 08:43

Boring troll attempt. You could've done a lot more with it if you had tried.

chickensguys Day 2,573, 09:08

Boring response by Henry to a glorious article. You could have done better Henry.

Franklin Stone Day 2,573, 09:44

Sorry, no kool aid for me....

Jude Conners Day 2,573, 18:26

Tell Mom "Hi"

Shkupi CASUAL Day 2,573, 09:40

-.-

Franklin Stone Day 2,573, 09:43

Was it Ford who pardoned Nixon?
DMV yes, Chickensguys no....
...or thedillpickl even!

chickensguys Day 2,573, 09:46

*BOOO* Franklin we both dislike Pfeiffer. Maybe we can friends.

Franklin Stone Day 2,573, 09:47

Sorry, no kool aid for me....

chickensguys Day 2,573, 09:50

Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? /me sings

Andy Dufresne Day 2,573, 11:22

I'll be petitioning Deepchill to formally declare this great day an official eUS holiday

Exalted Druid Day 2,573, 11:26

Does this mean you're taking him back?

morningblur Day 2,573, 14:01

No... You guys let him in now he is your problem.

Exalted Druid Day 2,573, 14:58

Noooooo!

No pardon, without repatriation. Please......please?

Delyruin Day 2,573, 15:45

Congress passed a special law blacklisting CG, POTUS can't undo that with a pardon. Only Congress can unblacklist him.

Ergo: He is still blacklisted.