Politics in Ireland is BS

Day 1,160, 18:15 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by King Connell

Politics in Ireland is BS...


I was sitting in the car today driving to the eternal hole that is Arklow when something terrible just suddenly occurred to me...



Enda Kenny is going to be Taoiseach!!! ;_;


This is a terrible thing because even how poorly I believe Cowen to have handled so many things I would prefer almost anyone to Pinnochio without a personality. I don't know if Enda is some kind of puppet, but I do know for a fact that he is made out of wood...


Enda profoundly confused by what he called, "a cold, creamy substance"

I rarely talk about RL things in this game, but I felt like I had something to say on what is the most significant and entertaining stint of politics in Ireland so far in many of our lifetimes and this is a convenient place for me to dump my thoughts.


I remember a few years ago Enda came to my school and gave the single most boring, depressing and uninspiring speech which I have EVER heard. I cannot stress enough just how poor the whole experience I had meeting Enda was.
My expectations were high, I was going to have the opportunity of an audience with the guy who aspired to be the next Taoiseach and lead this country which I love and make it something really great.


You see this? Yes? That's my nose, bet you didn't know that one!

Instead we sat through a watch glancing drone from someone who couldn't possibly have been further out of touch with the young people he was talking to. The look on my classmates faces told me what I already knew, we realised that Ireland in terms of Politics was a really unfunny joke.

Enda Kenny is going to be Taoiseach... ffs he's a ruddy school teacher(in a bad way)


In Other News

Running as an Independent under the Sons of Eireann in the North-East, I'd like to thank them for letting me do that.

My Manifesto is simple;
I will be subjective in every vote I make. I don't care about party politics or anything like that and will just vote for what I believe is the best for eIreland. I will do that by considering all sides to the argument.


I ask before you vote that you check my status update. As I'll be letting people know if I need their vote or not. If you do want to vote, but need a MT then just send me a message.

I haven't organised ANY votes for tomorrow so I will need YOU.

Thank you + Goodbye

Completely unrelated gif