Pfeiffer for CHAMPION OF THE WHEEL

Day 3,282, 08:36 • Published in USA USA • by Pfeiffer.

This announcement is brought to you by fingerguns' wheel

fingerguns has instructed the finalists in her wheel competition to write an article explaining why they should be the champion.

This is a simple task.

I'm Pfeiffer.

The wheel is about generating activity and fun, which is exactly what I do. If you're one of my friends and allies, my presence and activity being fun for you is self explanatory. If you're one of my political adversaries, or if you just hate on me because I'm so awesome, then the fact that I am Pfeiffer The Undying is wonderful for you...I am your boogeyman, the threat against which you rally your troops.

I am your reason for being.

Accept it. Embrace it.

Make me champion of the wheel.

Comment below which camp you fall in to, I'm sure that will be reason enough for spam from those who dislike me...you'll feel vindicated if you get more comments, right?

Plus, I'll be giving away 5k to a randomly chosen comment live on the Pfeiffer Show tonight. Another 5k to a randomly chosen endorsement. If we get comments from 50 different people, I'll bump the prize to 7.5k AND choose a second winner.

If the winner(s) posted a pro-Pfeiffer comment and the majority are friendly, they get bumped to 10k. If they are meany doody heads and so are the majority of comments, they get bumped to 10k. So it's in your incentive to get like minded people commenting, because money.

Take my money, I dare you.

See you tonight @ 1800 eRep time. beam.pro/Pfeiffer

I remain

Your obedient servant,


~Pfeiffer

ps: I may even draw a third winner if we pass 100 original commenters, but I don't think you guys can get the numbers that high