Paul's Going For Congress

Day 914, 08:35 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Paul Proteus

This Article will be divided into Three Parts,
Paul's Going for Congress
Past Party Presidential Elections
The SFP, Gone with the Wind? or not...

Starting with, a rubber duck


anyway, starting the article with,
Paul's Going for Congress
Let's Start with a Mad Lib:

Okay, let's fill that in,

Yeah, let's try that 🙂
Reveal Story
and...

Uhhhhh, didn't really work...
Let's try that again shall we 🙂


and, Reveal



besides a few grammatical errors, I think it's pretty good,
anyway, slightly more seriously, I am running for congress again, and while I am a bit lazy, and should write an in-depth program of what I'm going to do,
here are a few quick points,
I am experienced,
I am a
3X Congress member,
1X Vice Minister of Economics,
and am currently a 1X VICE PRESIDENT,

Also, I be really cool,
(Thats Debatable)

Anyway, I'm not just going to write a really vague "I will helpz economy" Article,
I will write a really vague "Vote Paul for Funny Pictures" Article instead

Thats all.



Remember, Vote Paul, A Candidate Whose Head is Out of the Ground,

Even the Swiss Cow of Destiny Says So,


VOTE PAUL, A CANDIDATE WHO PWNS!!!!


One month, I will actually write an article that makes you want to vote for me, but until then, you should still vote for me 🙂

ANyway, now on to,
Past Party Presidents
Not much has happened, and I will try to do this in a bipartisan manner,
but Arschmann ran against the PSR, and lost, and JNArno did the same in the SNP, but to a lot of people, it showed that the SNP was not invincible, quoting a FLight of the Conchords SOng,
"Some People think we're invincible,
We're Vincible"

Also, Waza retained the SFP, Penguin flopped in the SBP (I'm too funny 😛)
Anyway, Julian took a small party, and built it up which leads us to our next section,

The SFP, GOne with the Wind?

What? No, this isn't a book review,
anyway, the SFP is teetering on the edge of, not being in the top 5, which would mean I would have to run for congress somewhere else, which makes this sad 🙁

anyway,
thats it for todays small article, remember,



That was today's article, here is a really cool giant duck who wants you to vote for Paul
GIANT DUCK


Here is today's anime,

Here is a comic about Pengun's and Ice Cream,


EDIT

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IF YOU WANT THE NEXT eOLYMPICS IN SWITZERLAND, go
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And yes, this is Fondue Fork Propaganda
(You haven't won yet JNArno!)

And, for your troubles
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