OPERATION BANANA REPUBLICAN WAS SUCCESSFUL

Day 1,731, 14:12 • Published in USA USA • by Jon Malcom

Another title would've been :
Ajay We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together...Like Ever...


It was a slow night, which at Voice of America since Evry left it's been slow. Real slow, sure some of the people who work here were reviewing recipes to publish in the paper. When I say recipes I mean "How to Make Crack" or "Nutmeg".
Yeah that's the recipe, just add nutmeg to stuff and see if it works.


I was about to pass out in ***** ***'* boobs when all of a sudden the phone rings.



We go for the old fashioned look around here. Also we have an outhouse, which is kind of a barn.

I picked up the phone "Voice of America, Jon Malcom speaking."
"Do you have a pen and paper?"
"Yeah"
For the next hour I was told about Operation Banana Republican. The planning, the shouts.

The Tom Waits pics...

Let's be honest, it was a great operation and hopefully next time we're just as prepared.