Onwards and Upwards!

Day 5,020, 19:44 • Published in Switzerland Ireland • by Hanzio
The future of this New World has become dimmer and dimmer with each passing year as of Version 2's failure. If you do not know of what I speak, check the wikipedia of the game. Things are looking grim, I like fuel personally. The eRepublik staff have likely taken all their shots to protect themselves from Covid-19. This is a good sign, I am guessing, because we might see faster change in the game. New updates are needed, but so are genuinely new players to fill the void left after years of neglect.

It is unlikely that eRepublik will have 300,000+ screaming noobs playing again. So if you are first starting out let me guide you to Dioism, one of the last sources of enjoyment in this never ending loss of citizenry.


Dioism is an eReligion, in fact it can be regarded as the only eReligion in the game, having gained enough citizens to be accepted as such. There have been other eReligion's that have attempted to do a very small faction as what Dio Brando and his faithful have done, however none have garnered enough believers to be warranted special attention from the game Administration.

Sand is everything to a Dioist. What is Sand? Everything. A source of food, shelter, and even a weaponized version is available. All will return to sand some have said, but one thing is known of Sand, Dio can control it at a whim. Dio was created from the Sand's unconscious decisions, the first Pakistani were considered to be the best... as time went on the golden sand became more and more rare. That is why when Pakistani's see Dio away from the game, they remember he must search the universe and retrieve the golden sand for the New World.

What is Pakistan? the whole New World was at one point. Dio created all and all was Pakistan. Later the ill effects of snow took hold and from the snow there was deceit. A 'unmentionable one' arouse and worked against Dio, and from this schism came Spain and Sweden. Pakistanis have largely stopped the former, yet the Swede remains a formattable foe in this collapsing world. Dio loves you, and through Dio the future remains in his faithful's hands. Our destiny on this rock transcends all minor set backs.

Eventually, Za Warudo will be Pakistans!

Can Dio Brando call Switzerland an ally? Nova Theocratia watches to see if it shall be so, join us!




Yours Truly,