Once more unto the breach

Day 1,219, 14:21 Published in Ireland Ireland by James Keiller

Dear Friends,

This is James Keiller, letting you know that I am running for Congress in the PTO-vermin-ridden constituency of NorthWest. I have served three terms as a TD, one term as Co-Minister of Immigration, and two terms as Minister of Community. I took a break from public life to spend more time with my companies, but you can dump all the cheap arabian grain you like on the Scandinavians, it still won’t buy you a pint of Bulmers and a small carton of Pringles.

I work at 100% every day at one of Neph’s IA Grain Companies. The pay is atrocious but I am proud to wear the uniform and fight alongside my comrades. It makes me sad that we sometimes don’t respect our differences around here when we have so much in common. It has driven many good people away. I hope the next Dail will work together better than the last one. If elected, I promise to do my bit, as I have always done.

When voting on the 25th, remember to support the ATO effort.

Yours,
James Keiller