My response to

Day 1,916, 10:07 • Published in Sweden Sweden • by Maegalodonus

This article


NO.

And I mean



Alright,

The game has been sucking donkey balls for quite some time already, it is sucking donkey balls at the moment and this would lead to the game sucking donkey balls even more. Pretty much 2 sides fighting each other for the faq of it.

Alright, much of the Superior Purposes of the Internet have already been accomplished in the erepublik world but there are still some worth considering. Not many indeed, but let's have a look at some, before commiting our souls to zoophilic approaches of the kind contemplated by avie et al;


1. Kill Croasania.

Croasania is not meant to be India. That is unnatural. That is against the will of the Internet. It needs to be kicked out from India, be put back into their little cage and occupied by chetniks.

Yes chetniks.



YES.

It is the Natural Order of things. Umad lompel?


2. Humble the Chinaman.

It seems to me pretty obvious that The European Powers have ignored for way too long their sacred responsibility of bringing christianity and civilization to the people of China. Let's call this the Erepublik Player's burden.

This Superior Enterprise needs to be achieved by spending 55 days at Peking, thus humbling the revolting boxers.



Also, the flag of Bhutan needs to be raised over Tibet.


3. Bring Freedom and Democracy to America.

The Coalition of the Willing led a freedom-loving humanitarian intervention into Murica some time ago, yet, this intervention proved to be ephimeral and inconsequential for the opressed, freedom-starving people of USA.

The International Community needs to take their responsability more seriously and lead a more prolonged intervention that, seems to me, needs to capitalise on the freedom cryes of the people of Dixie in support of a Reaganite style democracy for America, counting with the noble assistance of the United Nations for the matters of guaranteeing security, law and order ina varied number of US regions keen on foolishly rejecting these noble set of values.





4. The First Partition of Poland. (more partitions to come later)

A challenging task indeed, but undoubtedly a virtuous one. Ponder it.

The Sovereigns of France, Germany, Sweden and Russia agreeing to take on their shoulders, with the acquiesce and support of the International Community, the challlenging task of civilizing the polish tribes.

An enterprise of the utmost significance in my view.



Deus Vult.



Also, this, this and this should urgently be sent into exile to Patagonia, where they can spend their days drinking mate and fully and publicly embracing their zoophilia.