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Monday is always a strange day, its either the day you don't want to wake up on, or the day you always wake up early on, either way, welcome to Atlas News (pretends that this is a news channel with a motion picture, aren't we fancy, with all our non-existent technology (not) showing you the news via a TV)

This week on (in) Monday Atlas, we (I, I'm a loner) will be investigating the Insect revolution.

Insects have always been clever, and have also been known to rival Human knowledge; but to what extent? They have been known to construct whole empires (mainly ants) and maintain them for a multiple of years, some have been recorded to last around 15-20 years, under one rule, however most times, they are over thrown (not unlike ours, which rose and fell)
Also, the Super Ants, three major colonies around the world, which have been tested with each other, and do not attack each other (most ants kill each other unless family) which means that the Super Ant Empire, is the most numerous empire in history.

Also, insect actions, have been seen to evolve from minor complexity to major complexity recently (they already could, just no one looked carefully, we all just hit them with newspapers, or magazines, not unlike this one; this is virtual, hitting a insect with a computer/laptop is not recommended)

A insect empire coming near you, will arrive 20/09/2011 (not real)

Will sell you insect dung, and explain how it will rule the world.

You have been reading Monday Atlas News (purely pointless)

Praise be to the insects, Insect Empire Coming this September!