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Manifesto of Me!

Day 3,593, 10:25 • Published in United Kingdom

• by cosinex

Your friendly neighbourhood cosinex is running for Congress!

Reasons why I'm perfect for Congress:
-I'm super freaking active right now (seriously, I've ordered a 12 pack of sweatbands)
-As with all good TUPers, you could introduce me to your grandma
-Congress doesn't do anything anyway?
-...

Also: The great scholar, CptChazbeard, thinks I'm some kind of holy baby destined to trigger a beautiful renaissance, or something. So there's that…

(cosinex to the rescue!)

Things I'll do if I'm elected to Congress:
-Be my regular, charming self 😉
-actually learn how to play this game…
-Continue to make those pirates wet the bed (poor dears)

VOTE TUP

Comments

WayneKerr Day 3,593, 10:35

chaz is often wrong...

cosinex Day 3,593, 10:42

Yeah, god bless him

CptChazbeard Day 3,593, 14:25

I think I said you were made in a lab, put in a discarded milk bottle and fired from someone's arse in a last ditch attempt to save a bloated corpse of a party...tomarto/tomatoe

cosinex Day 3,593, 14:35

Oh, my mistake 🙂
Both are good

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