Lost and Found

Day 2,365, 13:46 • Published in Malaysia Malaysia • by Marcotje

Hello eWorld,

If you have read the eMalaysians news of the last days, you will notice similarities between the top articles. Not only do those articles have more votes than the average article in the eMalaysian news, they are also talking about things that are lost.

Normally, we don't have any articles about things getting lost, but now we have two! This can't be a coincidence, the disappearance of the money and the brain of Don Milli have to be connected. The question is, how are they connected?

Organ trafficking was my first guess but then I came to the conclusion that buying the brain of Don Milli is impossible. I'm not referring that he doesn't have a brain, I mean, that would be a bit mean and a overused joke. I think it's impossible due to the fact that he is still alive, and honestly, who would buy his brain if you have all the money he claims is stolen.

Of course, he is angry. I'm just as angry as he is. Something that valuable has disappeared and a lot of people are facing the consequences of it. That's why I'm offering a reward of 10 gold to the person that finds the brain of Don Milli. We all want to get rid of Don Milli and I'm sure he will realize that he is acting like a person without a brain for trying to PTO eMalaysia.

In other words, the Lost and Found office offers 10 gold for the brain. That only leaves us with the missing gold.

Well, missing is not the correct word. I wouldn't even say lost is the correct word. It's just well hidden. "Why is it hidden?", you ask? Good question! That's because we are facing the threat of getting PTOed. The government has distributed the gold to safe accounts that will keep the money safe and PTO-free.

To all my lovely eMalaysian friends, I would like to say: well done in securing the gold. Soon I will hopefully be more active and will help you some more.

To all the mean eMalaysians without brains, I would like to say: get out of eMalaysia! Look for your brain in another country, we will send it to you if we find it here.

Kind regards like always,
Marco