ITT: IRELAND (First Draft)

Day 1,274, 14:25 Published in Ireland Ireland by James Keiller

The Secret Diary of Tomáisín
secret agent
aged 11¾

Romper is fighting for Ireland.
Baaaw!
Exohoritis is fighting for Ireland.
Baaaw!
Canada prefer the Irish to us.
Baaaw!
Ireland replaced their CP with one who always outsmarts us.
Baaaw!
Lots of Greeks seem to want to become Irish and kick our butt.
Baaaw!
And the Irish welcome them.
Baaaw!
And don’t call them clowns, (or cock hounds for that matter).
Baaaw!
My cunning plan to sink the Irish economy is being exploited by eIrish buying up cheap iep to purchase Q5 tanks and development land.
Baaaw!
26+6 = 32 proud regions of the United Kingdom?
Is a region the same as a county?
I don't know!
Baaaw!