Is Cookie REALLY leaving?!

Day 1,166, 12:10 • Published in Greece Greece • by Jeremy Hutchinson

Dear Greece,

I would like to start out saying... I AM NOT COOKIE!! I am simply a journalist that got his article published in Cookie's paper.

Lets get on with it. My boss told me to write an article about the new countries. I figured I would write a boring one, and wanted 2 spice things up a bit. This all came when I was walking to work. I usually walk past Cookie's mansion, when something was off. I heard a large crash, and Cookie yelled. So I went up to the door. On my way up, the door flew open, so I jumped behind a bush (Trespassing is illegal in Crete). I overhead Cookie speak and some friends speak. One said, "Don't worry. Your bathroom will be packed for next weeks departure!" "It better! I wanna slip out nice and easy of Greece. No interruptions. That includes you breaking my toe!" Cookie yelled, and they went back inside.

I then did some research, and surveillance. Turns out Neznainiqotkrainiq, the creator of the new EDEN logo, stopped by to pay Cookie a visit. When he left, Cookie paid him 1 GOLD, and they went his separate ways. For one split moment, I got a glimpse of his new avatar. I could of sworn I saw the SAUDI ARABIAN FLAG!!

So citizens of eGreece, I leave you to wonder. Is Cookie REALLY moving?! If yes, is he going to move to Saudi Arabia? This, I leave you to decide...

-An Anonymous Source-
-Magna Grecia-
-Hail Hellas!-
-V+S-